[Nabz]

Blacks!?

 

[Blaz]

hahahahahaha.

Time for some Maduro - Chuck Norris shit.

Hedwiges Maduro doesn't close players down, they are drawn to his legs by the force of gravity.

Hedwiges Maduro died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Hedwiges Maduro once turned up for training late - Koeman fined the rest of the team for being early.

Koeman didn't drop Hedwiges Maduro , Hedwiges Maduro dropped Koeman.

 

[Los Che Forever]

Blacks!?

Yea... that's not politically incorrect so.

hahahahahaha.

Time for some Maduro - Chuck Norris shit.

Hedwiges Maduro doesn't close players down, they are drawn to his legs by the force of gravity.

Hedwiges Maduro died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Hedwiges Maduro once turned up for training late - Koeman fined the rest of the team for being early.

Koeman didn't drop Hedwiges Maduro , Hedwiges Maduro dropped Koeman.

Haha, classic. Esp. the bold one.

Maduro is god, this thread was long overdo. :thmbup:

 

[Nabz]

Hedwiges Maduro once turned up for training late - Koeman fined the rest of the team for being early.

Klass:dielaugh:

 

[Los Che Forever]

He's got such a horrible name, Hedwiges?!

Nickname in the team? Hedges?

 

[Nabz]

Wedgie

it's his MSN nickname as well.

Seen his nude pics on facebook?

 

[Blaz]

Stunning :star: Big dick to top it all off :thmbup:

 

[Nabz]

The watch is shiny, oooooo.


$Bling Bling$

 

[Los Che Forever]

Haha, i was just gonna post that pic.

Maduro's face is so pasty.

 

[Mestalla]

Now I understand why we kicked out Albelda and loaned out Sunny :hopeful:

 

[Blaz]

Haha, i was just gonna post that pic.

Maduro's face is so pasty.

True, but it's what his got down stairs is what matters :shades:

 

[Nabz]

Now I understand why we kicked out Albelda and loaned out Sunny :hopeful:

We loaned out Sunny cause his 15 incher was a major obstacle during the training games.

Albelda was kicked out due to not being up to standard.

 

[Blaz]

Hedwiges Maduro is such a big man in world football, companies are vying his name on there merchandise. Apprently Maduro is best friends with Miguel also.

 

[Blaz]

We loaned out Sunny cause his 15 incher was a major obstacle during the training games.

:howler:

Stephen "Sunny" Sunday, it's certainly not sunny when he takes out his snake :eyepatch:

 

[Nabz]

:dielaugh:

 

[Mestalla]

Ok, this is the last warning, no more cock discussion (tits are still allowed though).

This is a serious tribute thread to Sir Hedwiges Maduro, so show some respct and lets keep it clean please.

We don't want el homophobe frikidoplis "el stygmata" the second, to close the thread.

 

[Los Che Forever]

In all seriousness, i bet Sunny is big.

You can just tell, these Africans just do.

 

[Mestalla]

Ok man, just go to Africa and go get some :thumbsup:

Now lets get back on topic. How mad do you guys think Ajax were to sell us the next Patrick Viera? :howler: What a bunch of Dutch Idiots

 

[Los Che Forever]

In all seriousness, i DON'T think he's as bad as some people think on here.

He's done "OK".

 

[Mestalla]

Who said he's bad :wth:

I taught you were fcuking English man? In what fcuking language did we say he's bad? :googly:

That's just Royal Hedwiges blasphemy!!