Ya mean from Paragualandia to Equador ??????

I likes it !!!!!

 

You da man, Boyo. You da MAN!

 

I want to be forum manager!

Pick me!
Pick me!

 

VIVA Paquador!

We need to get that national flag. It looks like a crow sitting on something.

 

Paquadoooooooorrr!

 

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

...I apparently need to update my geographic knowledge.
Is Paquador near Bolizuela?

 

I believe that Paquador was once part of the United States of Ameriguay.

 

No no... Paquador borders Bolombia on the east and Peruzuela on the west.

 

Please help me assemble information about Paquador.

National Flag - A black crow perching on a football.
National Bird - Black crow
National Tree - The Paquadorian Tree of Truth
National Flower - Guluppagallo flower

 

Please help me assemble information about Paquador.

National Flag - A black crow perching on a football.
National Bird - Black crow
National Tree - The Paquadorian Tree of Truth

Biggest football star - Astolfo "Perro" Peralta, a stocky leftwinger with tattoed arms and a crippling gambling habit. "Perro" was revealed by the biggest Paquadorian club, Nacional de Buenovideo, which he led to the Libertadores semifinals a couple of years ago. "Perro" is currently in transfer negotiations with an unspecified Spanish club, and unrealistically aspires to win the Ballon D'or someday.

Paquador's President - Bernardo Bosillas Burruchaga, industry mogul and addicted to underaged strippers. Burruchaga looks like a cross between Sean Connery and Salvador Dali, and his carefully-groomed moustache was recently declared a national treasure by Paquador's congress.

Paquador's national anthem, loosely translated:
Paquador! Paquador! Your flag is more colorful than the sky
Your ground is more fertile than our neighbors' wives
Your gold is more golden than anybody else's
Your people are brave and friendly and corteous
Except for my brother-in-law who's a douchebag
Paquador! Paquador! Paquador!
We're sure glad we weren't born anywhere else

 

Astolfo "Perro" Peralta is well known for smoking at altitude, taunting opponents with his cigarettes while the Paquadorian NT plays in its 10,000 meter above sea level stadium "La Bombonera sin Aire"

 

Sweet!

 

Here's our anthem...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwxbsVd15-I

 

This is the actual national anthem of Paquador (thanks to the BBC).

Paquador, where the atmosphere is rarified
And the sun burns our beans to a crisp
And it gladens our loins
Hail at last!
Our Glorious nation is here!
Built on dense foundations
Paquador! Paquador!

Oh! Look at the Guluppagallo flower
With its unusual shaped leaves
It symbolises the hope of our splendid nation
And its rank smell baffles our enemies

Do not sleep with the wife of our enemy
She is a biscuit eating whore
She will steal your crows
as you writhe in agony!
Hurrah for Paquador!

Bring me a slab of crow meat
And a flask of wine to the table
Or I will slaughter your daughters
Hear the bearded ladies grunt in unison
Come sit at our table
And feast on a lump of crow

Let the roots of the Paquadorian Tree of Truth
Be fertilised by the offal of our rotting foes
Cry out with a lustful roar
Our enemy is now no more

Now we can peacefully
Remove the lice from our women
Let us mount them
With furious pleasure and cry
Hurrah for Paquador!

Paquador, Paquador
Paquador, Paquador
Paquador, Paquador
Paquador, Paquador
(repeat another 88 times)

 

All Hail El Presidente (for life) Bernardo Bosillas Burruchaga!

 

How did you do that?

I'm ready to exchange all my US currency into Paquadollars.

 

The Paquadorian currency is the Paqueso, currently adjusted to be on par with the US Dollar... (Otherwise it would have been 23,599,234 P = 1 $)

 

the atmosphere is rarified! flamengo and argentina are bound to have problems when they travel to paquador.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szYUpVI39-0

 

I'm going to make my beard grow quite a bit and take that moustache dude down...

 

Taking a page from the Benfica book, the Paquador national team has a crow that flies from the top of the stadium to a perch in the center of the pitch before every NT match....whereupon it is promptly eaten.

 

they ate a mexican player called Jose a long time ago for lacking a crow and they still are claiming they invented tequila after it....they are actually in war with Mexico because of that...but till they find some fuel, their Sherman's won't arrive to DF

 

they ate a mexican player called Jose a long time ago

That's a filthy filthy lie!

You are an enemy of the Paquadorian people!

 

...nope I'm already the chicas del TC wet t-shirts coach...

I have no time for lesser sports...we, Paquadorians know what is important and not, we don't need any fecking racing car to create a TC tournament, we have thechicas and is all what we need...

 

So the official language of Paquador is Spanish, not Portuguese, nor a fusion?

 

Is Paquatorian, an angry fella might express himself like this: "al primer salame que ose vilipendiarme, que le chingue su madre y a ostias lo eduque su padre...hay que estar maluco pra no habilitarme esa macoña"

 

Paquatorian is a bit tricky. Luckily for us we have professor Fangio to teach us the basics.

 

British tabloids are reporting that the transfer of Astolfo "Perro" Peralta to Real Madrid has been put on hold because Cristiano Ronaldo fears the Paquadorian star.

 

I announced that I'll create the Paquatorian Goverment and History forum and the Art and sicence one pretty soon, after all I'm the only one fluid in Paquatorian...feel free to contribute after the opening...BTW the british tabloids are wrong, that's not the main reason...

 

Apparently you need to have a great and original moustache in Paquador. It is considered a form of art and the bigger the moustache, the more desirable and admired the man is. If you can not grow a moustache you are an english and this obvoiusly sucks.