Congrats (without the fichadoooooooooo)

Superb Player

 

Tevez vol.2

 

better than Tevez.

 

Good signing potentially. I still think he can't finish though.

 

You are gonna eat you words soon. Finishing is probably his best skill. It's an absolute top signing and the lack of excitement about it surprises me.

 

What's the odds on Tevez and Aguero playing together next season?

 

Looking quite likely, seems to be nobody in for Tevez atm. That said there are 35 days left for a deal.

 

Inter fans are looking forward for a Loan-Deal

 

You can buy him for £50m or **** off

 

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/870560-carlos-tevez-very-close-to-inter-milan-transfer
Ibra type Loan deal.

 

Agüero isn't a top-class finisher yet (and it isn't his best ability, I should know after watching every single game he's played since he arrived to Europe) but he's improved this aspect of his game a lot over the past year only. He can get you at least 15-20 goals a season and now with better players around him, he'll be able to produce even more, in terms of all productivity. The problem during his first couple of years at Atlético was that he ran out of steam when he had done all the hard work and simply couldn't finish off his chances as the concentration level wasn't high enough in those situations, however, he clearly showed in the past season that he's improved in terms of finishing. He'll also bring a lot in terms of creativity as he's able to put the finall ball to his teammates, dribble past one, two or even three players to set up a goal or finish himself, plus he's a hard worker and always wants to improve. His low centre of gravity is what I love most about his game; he has got a terrifick balance and can push away much bigger players than him in those type of situations. The amount of times he's turned a player inside out is just remarkable and he also shoots with both his feet, the right being better though.

The only thing that's been a problem is all the muscle injuries he's suffered. He only completed like 66% of all training sessions from August-January last season and then improved his physical status, so that's the only thing I'd be worrying about.

Fantastic player who's done a lot for Atlético, a shame he had to act like a complete bastard during these two months though. Btw, he's a true professional, so don't expect him to "love" your club.

 

He's at the ground now.

 

El sabor del infierno

Ya soy jugador del City. Feliz de estar en este club y en esta ciudad. Gracias a todos por la bienvenida y el recibimiento !!!

Bienvenido al EPL, (el) Kun!
(Te gusta el sabor del infierno?)

Doesn’t quite stir my imagination quite like the wandering Reo-Coker’s arrival at The Reebox but congrats, still, to those that associate with The City.
All the ingredients are there for a rare and great ManChester BBQ for sure; no amount of overseasoning can hide the bad taste of undercooking.

You lot better sign his son up already, got a good shot on him

Good one, Deano.
A shame and not a shame our genes and inheritance doesn’t always work-out like that (at least not as we would expect).

Benjamin Aguero Maradona

Got the best footabll genes ever, Granpa is maradona and daddy is Aguero.

Right now, can guarantee this youngster definitely has a low center-of-gravity, Alter Ego!
Whether the son's father or the father's father in law (or, indeed, the holy spirit) is the ultimate cause of this child's lowness is - at most - highly debatable.

Wonder if Aguero will be arsed to learn the language.

His dribbling is fluent-enough in the near-universal language of Soccer, ain’t it?

Wonder if Aguero will be arsed to learn the language.

Another slippery and stinky non-request from you, Ronaldwho??:ass:
The anal question should not be whether this guy will do dirty sexual acts or not.:yuck:
The nasty wondering should be straight-up and straight-in: does this guy have the “will to win”?:neutral::undecide:
And if he does have the "will", what is he, then, prepared to sacrifice to "win"?
His sanity?
His child(ren)?:devil:

 

So do folk still think he'll be kept out of the team by Dzeko? :howler:

 

no but Balotelli will

 

 

City's best signing (by some distance) IMO.

Thanks for bringing him to the Prem. :thumbsup:

 

Wankers.

 

You say that as if masturbation is something bad

 

Bastards.

 

aguerosergiokun Sergio Aguero
Ya soy jugador del City. Feliz de estar en este club y en esta ciudad. Gracias a todos por la bienvenida y el recibimiento !!!

He says he's a City-player now. Congrats.

 

Congrats City fans, if you keep Tevez the EPL is all yours.
Maradona will buy season tickets now

 

I know 2 people who are ITK theyre telling us that he's pushing for a transfer RM....

let the transfer Saga begin!

 

Possibly in action for us this weekend, this is from City's site, the squad for the weekend Aviva Cup:

City’s squad (subject to transfers will be)

Goalkeepers: Joe Hart, Stuart Taylor, Eirik Johansen,

Defenders: Micah Richards, Vincent Kompany, Joleon Lescott, Gael Clichy, Dedryck Boyata, Aleksander Kolarov, Stefan Savic, Frederic Veseli, Ryan McGivern

Midfielders: Adam Johnson, Nigel De Jong, Yaya Toure, David Silva, James Milner, Gareth Barry, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Vladimir Weiss, Denis Suarez, Joan Roman, Abdul Razak

Strikers: Mario Balotelli, Edin Dzeko, John Guidetti, Andrea Mancini, plus one other.

 

Sergio "Kun" Robinho.

 

Though Man City have yet to sell Carlos Tevez, they have already "replaced" him with fellow Argentine Kun Aguero. The following is a transcript of the conversation between the two that convinced Aguero to sign with the FA Cup winners.
Aguero: So I'm thinking of joining Manchester City, Carlitos. I never read football news, so I'm assuming you absolutely love it there. What can you tell me?


Tevez: You have no idea what you're in for...
Aguero: Ooo that sounds exciting! Specifically, though. What can I look forward to?
Tevez: Seriously, you have no idea. The weather is awful.
Aguero: Yeah? I like bad weather. Sunshine every day is boring haha.
Tevez: I'm not kidding. The houses are expensive, too. They cost six or seven million pounds!
Aguero: Wow! That must be the most beautiful city in the world with so many lavish homes. It's a good thing we're footballers and can afford to live in places that nice!
Tevez: No, you're not getting it. This place has nothing. Nothing.
Aguero: That's great -- I don't like things. I don't like them at all. I mean, what's with spatulas? Why do they exist? We don't need them.
Tevez: Listen to me! I would never come here on holiday! I have no new friends! It's another world!
Aguero: Another world? Yes! I always wanted to be an astronaut! Do I get to fly in a rocket ship to get there? Maybe together we can make friends with the aliens!
Tevez: Whatever. Do what you want. I'm leaving. I can't take it anymore.
Aguero: Leaving? Why? Do they not pay the massive wages they promise on time?
Tevez: No, they do.
Aguero: Then you have no reason to leave. This place sounds perfect!
[Tevez shrugs]
Messi: Hahahahaha I just built the world's smallest Lego violin for Carlitos.

Got this from a Man City forum :howler:

 

Wonder if Aguero will be arsed to learn the language.

 

Nice squad for the Aviva cup if Aguero involved too. Would be nice to see Weiss get some minutes though I think he will eventually leave at least on loan.

Aguero is a super signing.

 

Mancini's son plays for City? I remember his other son did aswell for a little while.

 

Balotelli and Aguero partnership? That's tough. Unbelievable quality.

 

Roberto Mancini was an absolutely wonderful player. They'll be blessed to be half as good as him.