Good list. Speaking of Berbatov, i was watching RocknRolla the other day and one of the actors looks exactly like Berbatov. Couldnt be arsed to look it up though.

 

Check out Sherlock Holmes. He plays a occult/black magic practitioner and he has a fang.

 

Mark Strong - Archie in the movie.

 

Very good list . . Berbs one is very accurate . .

Guivarch . . How did he win a World cup medal ? ?

Robbie Savage . . What a cnut

Joey Barton, Lee Bowyer, Stan Collymore . . Tinkers

Gallas . . When your team of youngsters need you most . . Act like a spoilt ****** and cry and blame everybody else instead of trying in inspire . .

Dida . . how did he ever get in goals for Milan ?

Diouf . . Spits on babies and robs their sweets . .

John Hartson . . Enjoys vollying the head of teammates while they were on the ground. .

Jens Lehman . . . Always moaning, looking for fights and backing down if people actually stood up to him . . Usually found the smallest player on the opposing team to pick on . .

Alan Shearer . . Smug **** . . Although I think he volleyed Savage in the head so gets some positive points for that . .

Stephen Ireland . . . Told us Paddys that 2 of his grannys died so he didnt have to say that he was spending time with his wife . . Then quit playing for his country because he wasnt appreciated !!

Anybody getting over 10k a week in the championship . .

Titus bramble . . How is this guy playing in the EPL ? Seriously he just insults us all with his presence . .

 

Alan Shearer . . Smug **** . . Although I think he volleyed Savage in the head so gets some positive points for that . .

Was Neil Lennon. Bit of an obvious list really, seems to be all the 'Pantomime Villains'.

 

Annoyance would be too strong a word, but anyway, Brasilians, Argies, Russians, Former Yugo players, Turkish, Spanish (yes, including those from mes que una region), Three Lions, lesBleus, Italians (and the brylcreem), Norwegians, Irish, Dutch...

 

I understand the rest but why Russians ?

Barca kind of annoys me now. Great players and football but they complain too much. Torres kind of annoys me too, class player but an arrogant prick.

 

I can only think of one really.

Arsene Wenger - graceless, whinging hypocrite.

 

Sir Alex, Arsene Wenger, Mourinho, Hiddink, Benitez etc - great managers who after loosing the game start blaming everyone else other than their own team and flawed tactics. Hypocrytical basterds. Whether it is SAF complaining about every little decision gone against him and almost always escaping without punishment;

whether it is Wenger blaming every other club of wasting money and tracking up his players while he is still spending more money then most of the clubs and has built up a system thats based on tracking up younger players and stealing them;

whether it is Mourinho whoring himself in the media;

whether it is Hiddink blaming results on referees while his biggest achievement in football is mostly due to having most of the referees sucking his teams **** and disallowing totally legal goals all tournament long;

or whether it is Benitez and his theatrical BS interviews. Your team lost and you still havent won the EPL - its high time to shut up and respect the opponent as you havent earnt none.

Basically managers who are mediawhores and have hard time admitting they lost cause they were shit.

Gerrard - hypocritical diving son of a bitch.

Nike - Joga Bonito my arse, if a slogan "break-a-leg" and a picture of Vinnie Jones would help them sell the product, they´d use that.

Pele, Maradona - you were great players, now just shut the fvck up.

 

Sir Alex, Arsene Wenger, Mourinho, Hiddink, Benitez etc - great managers who after loosing the game start blaming everyone else other than their own team and flawed tactics. Hypocrytical basterds. Whether it is SAF complaining about every little decision gone against him and almost always escaping without punishment;

whether it is Wenger blaming every other club of wasting money and tracking up his players while he is still spending more money then most of the clubs and has built up a system thats based on tracking up younger players and stealing them;

whether it is Mourinho whoring himself in the media;

whether it is Hiddink blaming results on referees while his biggest achievement in football is mostly due to having most of the referees sucking his teams **** and disallowing totally legal goals all tournament long;

or whether it is Benitez and his theatrical BS interviews. Your team lost and you still havent won the EPL - its high time to shut up and respect the opponent as you havent earnt none.

Basically managers who are mediawhores and have hard time admitting they lost cause they were shit.

:thumbsup:

 

My team of annoying douches:

-----------Lehmann---------

--Alves--Materazzi--Marchena--Cole--

------Bowyer---Gattuso---

--Quaresma-----------Henry--

----Balotelli-------Diouf---

 

A team of annoying douches without Ronaldo , Pepe and Marcelo is no team at all.

 

No coaches annoy me, one of their roles is to control the team and keep it balanced, thus when they lose they complain etc.

As for players, off the top of my head I can't stand the following.

- John Terry: Easily my most hated. Thinks he's a kingd1ck and hard. Does not deserve to be English captain, has almost been feed everything.

- Steven Gerrard: Great player unlike John Terry, but runs around like he's the greatest of all time. Like Terry, one of the biggest hypocrites in the game. Handing a transfer request after you've just won the CL to earn more money for a domestic rival? Cvnt.

- Carlos Marchena: Just a pure c0cksucker.

- Avram Grant: Only coach in my list, he just looks.....filthy.

- Raul Meireles: This one is weird, because he's a Portista. I don't hate him at all, I just can't stand him at times. I don't think he deserves to play in every game for Porto or the Portuguese NT at all.


There's also other players like Chiellini or Pippo Inzaghi, but you realize if you didn't support the team you do, you wouldn't hate them at all. It's just rivalry.

 

So much hatred in this thread, its like a re-union of the bullied kids at school.

Also why Bowyer?

He's a genuine working class lad who's made it in football. A proper football player. Not of the Gattuso style.. "Oooh I pretend to be one of the hard guys in football, but watch me get tackled and im over like any other of girls i play with".

Bowyer should be in the England squad.

He's just as much of a hero as Vinnie Jones.

 

Robinho: Prancing overpaid primadonna. Yeah he's very skillful, and I may have to cheer for him in next year's WC, but I don't have to like him.

 

jens lehmann - nuff said.

sol campbell - judas.

pepe - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHFkYEbwrQ0 should be a life ban.

paul dickov - shit footballer, made a career kicking, scratching and pinching people

drogba - hard to know if i like or hate him. acknowledge hes pretty decent footballer

SAF - after countless league titles, you would have thought he would be OK with losing the odd game when united are completely outplayed, not the case.

arsene wenger - see above. plus quite clearly a paedophile.

 

Drogba - just to see him makes me wanna puke.

 

I am annoyed by Sir Alex after Manchester scores each goal.

He starts jumping like rookie coaches, like this was his first season with the team.

Also, the gum is rather annoying as well.

 

It's because Manchester United is his life, his blood....he is a fan....do you jump up and down when Lazio scores?

 

Wonderful topic!

Drogba - does he ever play a match ín which he doesn't lie down on the grass for at least five minutes?

Henry - actually makes an effort not to look happy after scoring. But somehow forgets that charade after assisting one with the handball...

Zlatan - a bigger douchebag you couldn't find. Were all the teams you played for really your childhood dreams?

Rooney - perhaps not the whining brat he was a few years ago, but still a long way from behaving with any class.

C. Ronaldo - something unappealing about anybody who thinks he's God's greatest gift to mankind.

Pippo Inzaghi - I hate nothing more than his face when he's called offside. The mixture of crying and puny threats...couldn't be any more pathetic. And of course celebrating every 4-0 tap-in like a World Cup winning goal.

totti - ok he's the main rival and there's a huge bias. But not exactly your perfect gentleman on the pitch, right?

Scholes, Bowyer, Rio Ferdinand, etc, etc - you can be a competitive player and still look like you don't hate playing football, at least some of the time. Terry and Lampard are just as big competitors and they look like they enjoy the game.


Alan Smith - the biggest whiner I ever saw.

Joey Barton - is there anybody who doesn't agree with this choice?

Cassano - bragging about how many women you slept with? Seriously? The other stuff of course needs no mentioning...

Kaka, Lucio - you're footballers, not evangelists.

Ballack - could be the dirtiest player in top level football.

Domenech - the astrology thing.

Ferguson - gum? GUM? That's what annoys you guys? He whines about every single ref decision (while of course always getting the most favours) and you guys don't like him chewing gum...

Lotito - Lazio is not you. Ditto Paolo Di Canio.

That should do it for now.

 

Players:
Neville Brothers: No brainer. Talentless twats.

Joey Barton, Robbie Savage, Michael Brown, Paul Dickov: Thugs. Should be in prison, not on the football field.

Cristiano Ronaldo: Someone needs to kick him in the nuts to find out if he has any.

Rivaldo: Mainly due to the 2002 WC incident. (Expects Rihana to turn up at my doorstep with a Tommy gun :nervous

David Navarro: ****ing coward. One day Burdisso will have his revenge...

Managers:
Alex Ferguson, David Moyes, Raymond Domenech

Others:
Sepp Blatter: It's a miracle we still have football with idiots like him at the helm.

Shebby Singh: "There are no good defenders these days, I guess me and Paul (Masefield) will have to come out of retirement"

Paul Masefield: Couldn't make it in England, couldn't make it in Singapore, can't make it as a pundit either

Carlton Palmer: If he was a bad player, he's an even worse pundit

Hicks + Gillett: I want my club back!!! :finger:

Lapo Elkann: I don't know what it is about him, maybe the way he looks.

 

The hate for Paul Dickov is a bit bewildering tbh. He's a bit of a cock, granted.

 

cristiano ronaldo.
the most expensive
the cutter
the best player on the world

[tub]jGpib02sSD4[/tub]

 

Gerrard - Used to be one of my favorite footballer, but now he dives like a b!tch

FC Barcelona - RM wannabe, they are trying to distance them from Real Madrid (like we are the good force, and RM is the evil force), but in the end they are just trying to be RM - hypocrisy of their fans is sometimes unbelievable.

 

FC Barcelona - RM wannabe, they are trying to distance them from Real Madrid (like we are the good force, and RM is the evil force), but in the end they are just trying to be RM - hypocrisy of their fans is sometimes unbelievable.

I don't accept this. While it can be argued that they are similar to Réal Madrid in certain aspects, Barca are overall more good than bad IMO.

 

john terry - used to like him but then that tranny pic was posted and now every time I see him i think of this and are like "wtf why cant i get it out of my head"

Steven gerrard - diving pos. also he has bad posture, kinda stooping. not agood example for young players.


ronaldo - great player but i really hate him for some reason, i think it's Dagoods fault, all this repetitive crap he has posted over the years.


david beckham - OVER RATED;

berbatov - very creepy guy, looks like a Bond villain. also looks like he grows fangs at night, isn't Transylvania in bulgaria?


pele - yes somebody's gonna ask this guy again who he thinks WC2010 main contenders are and he smiles and says Brazil, Argentina, England, Italy, Spain, Germany, England, Holland.

sepp blatter - fckuing retard, would like to see him and pele having a debate about something...NOT

kaka - what's with this Jesus thing god boy


la liga referees - they should be used as crash test dummies in a SEAT factory


thierry henry - it's not basketball, bottler

peter crouch - every time I see him play i'm afraid he's gonna break his leg.

LOL. good list Andy.

Guivarch . . How did he win a World cup medal ? ?

Robbie Savage . . What a cnut

Joey Barton, Lee Bowyer, Stan Collymore . . Tinkers

Dida . . how did he ever get in goals for Milan ?


Jens Lehman . . . Always moaning, looking for fights and backing down if people actually stood up to him . . Usually found the smallest player on the opposing team to pick on . .

Alan Shearer . . Smug **** .

And Shearer's goal celebration used to piss me off.

- Carlos Marchena: Just a pure c0cksucker.

- Avram Grant: Only coach in my list, he just looks.....filthy.

For some reason Avram Grant really pisses me.

Henry - actually makes an effort not to look happy after scoring.

Pippo Inzaghi - I hate nothing more than his face when he's called offside. The mixture of crying and puny threats...couldn't be any more pathetic. And of course celebrating every 4-0 tap-in like a World Cup winning goal.


Cassano - bragging about how many women you slept with? Seriously? The other stuff of course needs no mentioning...

Kaka, Lucio - you're footballers, not evangelists.

Keep religion out of football.

Rivaldo: Mainly due to the 2002 WC incident.

I've just sent you a PM!!!!!!
:fero::boxing:

 

And Shearer's goal celebration used to piss me off.

:howler:

It's so simple & plain but so ****ing irritating.

 

florentino perez - mr "gonna spend €300M in one season during economic downturn and city of madrid will bail me out again when the plan doesn't work"

cassano - little dramawhore brat who brags about having sex with hookers, i think his dad should've beaten him more as a kid as something has definitely gone wrong with this guy

jack warner - racist

 

cassano - little dramawhore brat who brags about having sex with hookers, i think his dad should've beaten him more as a kid as something has definitely gone wrong with this guy

jack warner - racist

:howler::howler::howler:

 

Yossi Benayoun gets on my nerves....don't know whether its that scrawny body of his or that smug face.

 

Valdes: You ****ing suck buddy, stop chewing gum and acting all cool. You're there because you happened to be born in that area of Spain so they stick with you, but make no bones about it; you're completely ****ing shit and rightfully not even one of Spain's 3 keepers.

 

Dani Alves - Dirty player, starts crying as soon as someone touches him, looked like a goblin, had ear-surgery, now looks like a slightly deformed goblin.

Zebina - A bit thuggish overall. And something about his hair just creeps me out. Sucker-punched Recoba.

Rooney - Thug with a potty-mouth.

Referees who are in charge of games in which Rooney participates - You do know that you have some colored cards in your pocket, right? :undecide:

Lucio - Has played football for 20+ years and still hasn't managed to learn the basics of defending. Your job is not to put pressure on the oppositions defenders, asshole!

C Ronaldo - Too orange.

Muntari - Suffers from paralyzation and tunnelvision as soon as he gets pressured just a tiny bit. Only good quality is that he can tackle. Which is also a bit annoying since 50 % of the tackles are dangerous tackles from behind.

Pato - Wanker, and I can't stand his goal-celebration.

Julio Cruz - Worst diver in the business.

Guti - Don't know why, but I just feel the urge to punch him in the face every time I see his annoying mug.

Casillas - Best keeper in the World? Really? Makes more mistakes than Valdes, but somehow that doesn't get recognized.

Podolski - Horrible, horrible human being.

That is all for now...

 

Moratti.. Money can buy you success among other things but not a semi-decent hair cut.

 

Every idiot who starts showing his lame-ass-dance-moves when he scores a goal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzohaq7a36w

Really ruined the moment for me.