How many pages?.....

 

If Galliani happens to be in London tomorrow to attend a lunch in honor of Abramovich's pet poodle, then 20 pages in 5 hours...

But so far this story is basically a joke.

 

Here we go with Pato...

I soppose Andy can get on with his hobby

:scared:

 

exodus..

 

TBH I don't really like Brazilian footballers that much anyway...

 

This is madness.

AC Milan are falling apart as we speak.

 

This is madness.

Seconded.

 

I don't think that's going to happen :rollani:

Who wants to bet with me?

Gourcuff, Kakà, Pato - all in 1 transfer season? No ****ing way.

So who wants to bet with me?

 

oh come on. do we really need a thread for every rumour? i thought that is why we have the mercato thread.

kaka is surely a different issue because of the many attempts of other clubs trying to get him but pato?

this looks like his agent tries to get him a pay rise, this is definitely nothing extraordinary.

 

oh come on. do we really need a thread for every rumour? i thought that is why we have the mercato thread.

Exactly. There is no need for a thread like this - especially when we're already discussing this situation in another thread.

 

This sounds like those 'any chance of an imroved contract' kind o comments.

If Milan actually did sell him, then....

But BS.

 

Andy... roud:

 

I'm pretty sure that berlu doesn't even think about selling Pato if he knows what's good for him.

But this Gilmar Veloz character seems to be quite a prick really...nothing good to expect from him in the future.

 

I'm pretty sure that berlu doesn't even think about selling Pato if he knows what's good for him.

But this Gilmar Veloz character seems to be quite a prick really...nothing good to expect from him in the future.

He's an agent

But he has heavy competition from that 'spokesman' Diego Kuntscho.

 

:howler: Didn't Bono say something about going to Estonia if Andy opens a thread about Pato?

 

oh yeah, I forgot about that :scared:

I'm pretty sure there are no direct flights between Bulgaria and Estonia so maybe I have couple of hours to hide...

 

And let me also be the first to encourage you to open a thread of Pirlo to Chelsea.

 

Why don't you do that yourself? :hopeful:

Are you trying to enslave Andy?

 

there are no rumors or agent quotes about Pirlo

there's no reason to think he will leave

 

Dont forget I opened Kaka to Man City thread in Winter

 

Yes Andy did open the the Kaká to Man City thread but it was as Peive said a really painful thread. So maybe Andy isn't the Reaper but instead the bad guy from Saw. He is making us confront our fears and fight for our Milan lives

 

We should encourage him to become a Madrd fan. At least go undercover in thier forum and start threads arty:

 

I might make another account for that

And then start a thread "Casillas to ManCity (His GF seen househunting in Manchester)"

But the problem is they don't believe it with Perez in charge :neutral:

 

:howler:

 

True true I'm having trouble seeing madridistas think that somebody could get a player from them.

But what if you for an example opened a thread in the Chelsea forum about Pato coming to them? Maybe that would have an negative impact on them but positive for us?

 

good idea but they already have a thread about that

 

Oh :moan:

 

I got an idea:

Andy: Somali pirates plan to haijack the plane that carries Florentino Perez

According to some unconfirmed rumors coming from the CIA the somali pirates plan to haijack the plane that is sopposed to carry Perez to Manchester for the CR negotiations. It is belived that should they succede with thier plans they will demand 50% image rights to release the los blancos chief.

Joshua: But no, we cannot give away the image rights. We are Madrid for Gods sake. I demand that the somali pirates surrender ASAP or else I will

Liternit: blablablabl Jiberish blablabla Sao Paolo blablablabla dont talk about my mother blablabla

Alterego: what the hell are u smoking there u attention seeking whore. (And he inserts an appropriate pic to get his message through.)

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the possibilities are endless my friends

 

This is more realistic than Kaka going to Real merdas :howler:

 

I am already booking my flight (less than a day round trip) to middle-of-nowhere-Talinn to come and kick your ars ... 3 times as promised here.

 

:howler:

 

that sounds like 300

 

No chance

He just wants an improved contract for his client in a way I dont really admire

 

Abandon ship anybody?

 

Wow a Somali abandoning ship? And I thought I've seen it all.