who always sings about Liverpool fans even when they are playing charlton or portsmouth ?
obsessed mancs ,SMALL TIME
Back by popular demand (well, Raul asked me)...
It's nidges ever popular "I hate man u" rant...
I've said it before and I'll say it again...
I ****ing hate this shower of bastards and everything the ***** stand for, right from their ****ing copied liverpool kit from when the bastards used to look like ****ed up canaries, to their ****ing stadium in a wasteland, that ingracious, mumbling alcoholic wanking putrid egotistical **** of a manager. I ****ing hate Gary busy bollocks Neville, the snivelling little ass kissing untalented prick and his ****ing 12 year olds moustache, little **** and his ****ing delsions of grandeur, thinking he's the ****ing shop steward of professional football. **** off you shit, and shag you mother, and your sister and your brother, all **** off and shag each other, you're all inbred.
****ing megastores and merchandising and totally ripping the piss out of their moronic, gullible ****** fans - the ***** deserve each other. I hate their ****ing "fans united" shit, stupid bastards - we can see how much of a difference those wankers really made now. Average attendance up 10,000 since them wankers left. I ****ing hate the way people have started calling them "the reds" considering we were playing in red, and ALL red, when those ***** were still called Hampstead Heath or some such shite, I hate the way the bastards even removed the words "football club" from their own ****ing club crest, the money hungry ****s.
I hate their ****ing uneducated fans, who know **** all of the history of football in general, never mind their own team. I despise the re-inventing of history they perpetuate, so they can tell us we've never won "the permiership", even though any **** with a brain (which obviously excludes Man U "customers") knows we've won the top division more than anyone. I can't stand their claims to be the most successful club, the most successful british club and all that shit, and their claims of ferguson being the greatest manager ever, despite being in charge of what was the worlds richest club for 20 years and only managing to win ONE solitary European Cup, and even getting lucky at that, despite Bob's 3 in nine years in charge, and despite only winning one more league title than Bob, even though he's had more than twice as long, and an almost unlimited budget to do it.
I hate their ****ing favouroutism from refs and the media (50 greatest Man U goals on TV over christmas - ****ing WHAT??) and every bastard "legend" who ever played for them. Bryan Robson - ****, Mark Hughes - **** - Steve Bruce - Fat Headed ****. I ****ing hope those three bastards get relegated this season so I don't have to look at the ****ers any more. Eric ****ing Cantona and his ****ing chest out and collar up. What a ****ing prick. ****ing fat prick at that. Philosopher my arse.
The current bunch of ****wits aren't much better either. Rio ****ing duck face Ferdinand, the junkie bastard, who's got the positional sense of a ****ing broken compass. Michael Carrick. 18 million. That one doesn't even need a punchline. The granny shagger, now two years and counting since he scored a competitive international or champions league goal. Wes Brown. A ****ing black guy with ginger hair? Plastic Ronaldo. If ever there was a dancing, diving, my little pony, sowboating, earring wearing little **** I'd love to chin, it's that bastard.
I hope we royally **** them bastards over on Sunday, and that it becomes seen as the day that cemented their already started downfall, into relegation, bankruptcy and oblivion. We're back on our ****ing perch you bastards, and you'll have to sit below us, getting shit on, for another 25 years.