Arise indeed, only the best thing since arizmendi roud:

 

Good news, who knows with a good pre-season he might turn out a beast. Physically he already is a beast, his speed is a let down, but tactically and technically he is decent, and he hasn't been as bad as most of us have proclaimed.

 

It's mainly due to him falling under pressure (it's ok at his age to do that(, due to us expecting lots from him after his enormous price tag.

But this season he will prove us all wrong and make us forget about Albelda and the other wanksters we won't be able to sign:stuckup:

 

I like his tackle skill

 

he is a biitch

 

This is the worst thread-name along with the one that Mohamed started in Arsenals forum, oh wait, they're identical..

 

If you have nothing good to say about Maduro (impossible tbh, he's full of the good shit), remain silent.


Fact: We have a 100% record vs Madrid with Maduro on the pitch.

 

:howler:

Maduro's one cool fcuk.

 

Future captian for sure.

I can't believe we stole this guy for just 2M Euros. Definitely one of the signings of the century, and one of Ruiz' only great achievements while he was here :hopeful:

 

i understand , a nervousness is blinding us all, but we all know Maduro is fuc.... shit. crazy clumliness at first ....... :-(

 

BLASPHEMY

Ban this guy:lala:

Blaz is talking dick sizes, obviously. We all know that Maduro is our most talented player, so no bother comparing him with fcukers like Villa/Silva/Joaquin.

 

For DV7 and LCF - Hedwiges Maduro > Joaquín Sánchez Rodríguez :hopeful:

 

In terms of what?

Looks?

Then your havin' a laugh.

 

Is hung like a tree trunk :star:

We all know that Maduro is our most talented player, so no bother comparing him with fcukers like Villa/Silva/Joaquin.

lol

 

Greatest talent ever produced by the Dutch.

Sad the fcuker missed the Euros through injury

 

Well he has the Olympics...

Watch him run shit.

 

Obviously

Manelele, Sunny, Miguel are our biggest (stereotype)

 

Miguel is small. It's cause he's fat.

Manelele has a big one def. Zigic as well, Sunny's is the largest I think.

 

Zigic's is skinny i bet.

And all the black's have big ones of course.

Big specimens.

 

Blacks!?

 

Yea... that's not politically incorrect so.

hahahahahaha.

Time for some Maduro - Chuck Norris shit.

Hedwiges Maduro doesn't close players down, they are drawn to his legs by the force of gravity.

Hedwiges Maduro died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Hedwiges Maduro once turned up for training late - Koeman fined the rest of the team for being early.

Koeman didn't drop Hedwiges Maduro , Hedwiges Maduro dropped Koeman.

Haha, classic. Esp. the bold one.

Maduro is god, this thread was long overdo. :thmbup:

 

hahahahahaha.

Time for some Maduro - Chuck Norris shit.

Hedwiges Maduro doesn't close players down, they are drawn to his legs by the force of gravity.

Hedwiges Maduro died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Hedwiges Maduro once turned up for training late - Koeman fined the rest of the team for being early.

Koeman didn't drop Hedwiges Maduro , Hedwiges Maduro dropped Koeman.

 

Hedwiges Maduro once turned up for training late - Koeman fined the rest of the team for being early.

:dielaugh:roud:

 

Hedwiges Maduro once turned up for training late - Koeman fined the rest of the team for being early.

Klass:dielaugh:

 

He's got such a horrible name, Hedwiges?!

Nickname in the team? Hedges?

 

Wedgie

it's his MSN nickname as well.

Seen his nude pics on facebook?

 

Stunning :star: Big dick to top it all off :thmbup:

 

The watch is shiny, oooooo.


$Bling Bling$

 

Haha, i was just gonna post that pic.

Maduro's face is so pasty.

 

True, but it's what his got down stairs is what matters :shades: