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Jonny Knoxville

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Porto... 2 uefa champions leagues (1987, 2004), and soon to be 2 uefa cups (2003, 2011), 2 intercontinental/world cups,



Benfica...2 urfa champion leagues and 6 appearances


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3 portuguese teams in this yrs european cup
 
Please close this.
 
Good ol' Jonny. Insane as ever.
 
Porto is a spectacular city and the Portuense in general are good, humble people. The region's anchor of shame are the institution that have built an empire on the cave-dwelling knuckle draggers' intimidation and corruption. Somehow they've been able to veil their hairless tails and get to walk among folk at night almost undetected.

The science community should look into this phenomenon, lest they spread to other neighboring cities.
 
Porto is a spectacular city and the Portuense in general are good, humble people. The region's anchor of shame are the institution that have built an empire on the cave-dwelling knuckle draggers' intimidation and corruption. Somehow they've been able to veil their hairless tails and get to walk among folk at night almost undetected.

The science community should look into this phenomenon, lest they spread to other neighboring cities.
Ok, now i like Porto the city, Porto the drink with cheese but I still don't like the team.

What about their women?
 
Ok, now i like Porto the city, Porto the drink with cheese but I still don't like the team.

What about their women?
The Portuense cueca are fantastic.

I don't believe there are actual female Portistas. If there are, they're indistinguishably from the male cave-dweller, except perhaps somewhat hairier.
 
Her family is being held hostage. She's just trying to get them back.
 
The Portuense cueca are fantastic.

I don't believe there are actual female Portistas. If there are, they're indistinguishably from the male cave-dweller, except perhaps somewhat hairier.
lol

Here's one.

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I would tie her to my bed for a week.
 
Don't fall for that photoshopped shit. You can clearly see this cueca gets some sun with some regularity and everyone knows Portistas are intolerant to sunlight.
 
Porto... 2 uefa champions leagues (1987, 2004), and soon to be 2 uefa cups (2003, 2011), 2 intercontinental/world cups,



Benfica...2 urfa champion leagues and 6 appearances


discuss
What's random history from ages ago got to do with Porto being the "best team in the world".

When said history isn't even that much in numbers to make a great point about it?
 
What's random history from ages ago got to do with Porto being the "best team in the world".

When said history isn't even that much in numbers to make a great point about it?
Please don't take Jonny seriously.
 
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