Xtratime Community banner
Cancel
Create thread New Forums

I apologise.

Jump to Latest
1.1K views 19 replies 6 participants last post by  Tumbleweed  
#1 ·
On the Euro 2012 thread I got overheated as usuall an said some nasty things in response to some posts that offended me. I overreacted and I'm sorry guys. I'm not a mean person and that's not how I am in real life and I didn't mean some of those things I said.

Sorry and I won't bring up or respond to any political talk anymore. If u guys want me out of here, then ok.
 
K
#3 ·
No problem Dmitry you are a cool guy.

The truth is that everyone knows that this russian-ukraine politic situation is not easy to deal and people sometimes overreact especialy when they have proud in their nation like you and Chishin.

I am sure deep,deep...well very deep realy Chishin doesn't dislike you.:pp :)

In my opinion we should not talk anymore about politics from now on.:thumbsup:
 
Save
Reply Quote Like Like
#4 ·
Dmitriy said:
On the Euro 2012 thread I got overheated as usuall an said some nasty things in response to some posts that offended me. I overreacted and I'm sorry guys. I'm not a mean person and that's not how I am in real life and I didn't mean some of those things I said.

Sorry and I won't bring up or respond to any political talk anymore. If u guys want me out of here, then ok.
Click to expand...
:stoned: Dmytro is a hohol :pp :smileani:
 
#13 ·
alloa hibee said:
ok then

england sucks
Click to expand...
Not very imaginative. 3/10

Actually I've just remembered a joke.

A man goes into a bar with an octopus under his arm. After a drink or two the barman says to him, whats going on with that octopus. The man replies, "oh it's my magic octopus, it can play any instrument in the world".
"No way" says the barman. "Prove it, make him play that piano in the corner"
The man puts the octopus on the piano stool and the octopus plays it better than Beethoven.
"Wow," says the barman, "thats quite impressive, can he play my guitar"
he gives the octopus the guitar and he plays it, better than Elvis.
He finishes and there is a round of applause. Then a Scottsman stands up and says, "can he play my bagpipes?"
The octopus looks at the bagpipes for a second and says, "play them? I'm going to shag it when I can get its coat off."
 
#16 ·
That one wasnt an ethnic joke, so it doesnt count...

An Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carraiges and it went completely dark.

Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.

The Englishman was thinking, "The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."

Claudia Schiffer was thinking, "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it."

And the Irishman was thinking, "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English bastard again."

:D
 
A
#17 ·
Rotan said:
Not very imaginative. 3/10

Actually I've just remembered a joke.

A man goes into a bar with an octopus under his arm. After a drink or two the barman says to him, whats going on with that octopus. The man replies, "oh it's my magic octopus, it can play any instrument in the world".
"No way" says the barman. "Prove it, make him play that piano in the corner"
The man puts the octopus on the piano stool and the octopus plays it better than Beethoven.
"Wow," says the barman, "thats quite impressive, can he play my guitar"
he gives the octopus the guitar and he plays it, better than Elvis.
He finishes and there is a round of applause. Then a Scottsman stands up and says, "can he play my bagpipes?"
The octopus looks at the bagpipes for a second and says, "play them? I'm going to shag it when I can get its coat off."
Click to expand...
thats not imaginative, just a fact of life :pp
 
A
#18 ·
Roman said:
That one wasnt an ethnic joke, so it doesnt count...

An Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carraiges and it went completely dark.

Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.

The Englishman was thinking, "The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."

Claudia Schiffer was thinking, "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it."

And the Irishman was thinking, "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English bastard again."

:D
Click to expand...
:howler: :thumbsup:
 
#20 ·
A man (he can be Scotish or Irish, either way I'm easy) goes to the doctors one day and says, "I have an orange penis". He shows the doctor and he says, "wow, that's unusual. Do you do a job that involves any harmful chemicals?"
"No" replies the man
"Well, do you do a job that invovles a lot of stress or anxiety?"
"No"
"What is your job?"
"I don't have one"
"Well what do you do all day then?"
"I sit at home watching porn and eating Wotsits"
 
Xtratime Community
posts
12M
members
26K
Since
1999
Xtratime Football is an interactive global sports and entertainment community focused on World Football. Come and join the team!
Full Forum Listing
Explore Our Forums
World Football Inter Milan Serbian Football Juventus