PAOLO MALDINI: ‘Sorry I missed it’Lucky Luciano said:
9/5/2006
MILAN – ‘After July’s victory in Berlin people from all around the world called to congratulate me, as if I had played. But unfortunately I was in Miami at a hotel with sandals on my feet on the day of the final. I am sorry that I missed the experience.’ (ANSA)
Either Maldini can clone himself, or...no, wait. I'm not even going to bother to come up with a punchline, seeing how you are a walking one.