Yay or nay(i.e. just toilet paper)? Credit to efsane for thread idea.
Do you wash your butt after taking a dump?
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Keeping it classy :howler:
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Yasko :howler: :howler: iyiki zamaninda tasinmisiz, seriously though these threads along with Zizou's got to be the dumbest yet funniest threads hahaha good laughs
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I love how people laugh at this, especially nasty poop-assed westerners who think toilet paper is enough.
Thankfully here in the Arab world we have something called a "shattafeh" which is a mini-shower handle to be aimed at the anal cavity after a poop session.
Hygiene has nothing to do with religion or halal...it's common sense. That shit has bacteria, and when it dries up you end up itching that shit (literally) and causing possible anal infections.
Wheareas the water-shower prevents all of that from happening. Plus recommended to have a proper full-body shower later on that day, if possible.
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I even complained to a five-star hotel in Monaco when I went last October that they didn't have one. Turns out they did!! This was their reply!!
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Thankfully here in the Arab world we have something called a "shattafeh" which is a mini-shower handle to be aimed at the anal cavity after a poop session.
Hygiene has nothing to do with religion or halal...it's common sense. That shit has bacteria, and when it dries up you end up itching that shit (literally) and causing possible anal infections.
Wheareas the water-shower prevents all of that from happening. Plus recommended to have a proper full-body shower later on that day, if possible.
I even complained to a five-star hotel in Monaco when I went last October that they didn't have one. Turns out they did!! This was their reply!!
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:dazed:I love how people laugh at this, especially nasty poop-assed westerners who think toilet paper is enough.
Thankfully here in the Arab world we have something called a "shattafeh" which is a mini-shower handle to be aimed at the anal cavity after a poop session.
Hygiene has nothing to do with religion or halal...it's common sense. That shit has bacteria, and when it dries up you end up itching that shit (literally) and causing possible anal infections.
Wheareas the water-shower prevents all of that from happening. Plus recommended to have a proper full-body shower later on that day, if possible.
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I even complained to a five-star hotel in Monaco when I went last October that they didn't have one. Turns out they did!! This was their reply!!
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haha wtf göt kurutma makinasi :howler:
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How do you do it? I mean physically, how do you wash your ass without getting shitty water running down your leg and all over your trousers?
I'm a toilet paper man. But I'm incredibly thorough. First I lovingly place toilet paper over the seat (even in my own home) (minimum 3 ply tissue, preferably quilted, otherwise I can't trust it) but that's to maintain softness & warmth rather than to prevent bacteria. Then after shitting for a good 40 minutes (read, tweet, think time) I commence the wipe. Starting with a triple fold, I wipe 3-4 times, depending on the severity of excretion, then followed by at least 10-12 double folds until nothing is left. Flush. Then as an extra safety measure I use 2-3 single folds to ensure all the crap is gone (best to use white toilet paper for this method as it's the best at contrasting with the brown/black/green shit - cream coloured is fine if you can't get white, but it's not very useful against nutty poo-stain). Stand up, throw the seat-cover paper into the bowl and then flush again. (This is an integrated safety mechanism in case you're shitting at somebody's house with a toilet with a weak flush (peasants) because that'll make the toilet overflow with shit 'n tissues. And ain't nobody got time for that.) After that, stand up, wash hands, check that you're still looking divine in the mirror, wipe off the sweat, and continue with your daily business with the memory of 40 minutes of sweet paradise nestling between your mind and your relaxed a-hole. Repeat forever.
My weapon of choice:
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I'm a toilet paper man. But I'm incredibly thorough. First I lovingly place toilet paper over the seat (even in my own home) (minimum 3 ply tissue, preferably quilted, otherwise I can't trust it) but that's to maintain softness & warmth rather than to prevent bacteria. Then after shitting for a good 40 minutes (read, tweet, think time) I commence the wipe. Starting with a triple fold, I wipe 3-4 times, depending on the severity of excretion, then followed by at least 10-12 double folds until nothing is left. Flush. Then as an extra safety measure I use 2-3 single folds to ensure all the crap is gone (best to use white toilet paper for this method as it's the best at contrasting with the brown/black/green shit - cream coloured is fine if you can't get white, but it's not very useful against nutty poo-stain). Stand up, throw the seat-cover paper into the bowl and then flush again. (This is an integrated safety mechanism in case you're shitting at somebody's house with a toilet with a weak flush (peasants) because that'll make the toilet overflow with shit 'n tissues. And ain't nobody got time for that.) After that, stand up, wash hands, check that you're still looking divine in the mirror, wipe off the sweat, and continue with your daily business with the memory of 40 minutes of sweet paradise nestling between your mind and your relaxed a-hole. Repeat forever.
My weapon of choice:
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:howler: :howler: vay amk
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:-D there is nothing like cold water squiting at your anal in the morning! I love Turkey...I love how people laugh at this, especially nasty poop-assed westerners who think toilet paper is enough.
Thankfully here in the Arab world we have something called a "shattafeh" which is a mini-shower handle to be aimed at the anal cavity after a poop session.
Hygiene has nothing to do with religion or halal...it's common sense. That shit has bacteria, and when it dries up you end up itching that shit (literally) and causing possible anal infections.
Wheareas the water-shower prevents all of that from happening. Plus recommended to have a proper full-body shower later on that day, if possible.
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I even complained to a five-star hotel in Monaco when I went last October that they didn't have one. Turns out they did!! This was their reply!!
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lol yea its the one button i dont think anyone uses. But everything else is very useful. Seat warmer, water warmer, deodorizer, and the water squirter.
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Req with proper technology, the water doesn't drip down your leg.
You push the button and it aims the water right into your arsehole. Honestly I'd be uncomfortable if my ass wasn't properly washed after taking a dump.
This is why I hate staying at hotels, nothing beats the comfort of your own bathroom.
You push the button and it aims the water right into your arsehole. Honestly I'd be uncomfortable if my ass wasn't properly washed after taking a dump.
This is why I hate staying at hotels, nothing beats the comfort of your own bathroom.
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Bidet is love, bidet is life.
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