Quick question.
Who is faster, Cristiano or Bale??
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You missread the thread, Batigold ask who's faster, not fatter :wee:
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Miranda owning bale...
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Walcott is closest of traditional sprinter I think, and also fastest.
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Firdy is healthier for me if I let him out from time to time, he fvcked me for too long, while maybe in your case is healthier to let Mike let it in...in any case I hate Crespito a lot more but in this case is healthier to not even mention him with Humbird around...
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That's irrelevant. Stay on topic.
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What do you mean if Firdy let's Mike in? If?
Anyways, all this made me remember one of those Brother Grimms stories.
There is a bridge and here comes a little goat, let's call him for the sake of storytelling, C14.
"ti-toto, ti-toto".
Under the bridge lived a wolf, bad and hungry, for the sake of storytelling, let's call him Lobo. But because of Fangio, let's waste some spanish. El Lobo.
El Lobo jumps and catches C14 and was ready to eat it in one gulp when C14 says:
"Please El Lobo, how is the weather? Do not eat me. Who do you prefer, Falcão or Tigana? My older brother is coming. Do you have been in Helsinki? I have only a gucci wallet, he has a gucci wallet and a sunglass."
With those arguments, El Lobo let C14 pass.
Then came the second goat, the Savant Goat.
"ti-toto, ti-toto"
El Lobo grabs the second goat.
"Oh, please El Lobo, despite my life as a bogan - which unlike my brother thinks, anyone in the world can pronouce correctly and it is something quite popular among the hillbillies clubs in the world - let me pass. I have only a gucci wallet and a gucci sunglass. My older brother has a gucci wallet, a gucci sunglass, a gucci horn, a gucci dildo, a gucci pen, a gucci toilet..."
"Bah, Che!" Said El Lobo with disgust and let him pass.
Then came the Big Goat. Goat-King. Let's call him, Dagoods, the goat.
"Ti-toto, PEONS, Ti-toto"
El Lobo just let him pass because he would rather eat an eggplant and one of his barbarians argie friends are waiting after the bridge to steal all gucci stuff and sell it to turks.
Moral according Grimms: The bald argie obviously dislikes El Piojo for a good reason.
Anyways, all this made me remember one of those Brother Grimms stories.
There is a bridge and here comes a little goat, let's call him for the sake of storytelling, C14.
"ti-toto, ti-toto".
Under the bridge lived a wolf, bad and hungry, for the sake of storytelling, let's call him Lobo. But because of Fangio, let's waste some spanish. El Lobo.
El Lobo jumps and catches C14 and was ready to eat it in one gulp when C14 says:
"Please El Lobo, how is the weather? Do not eat me. Who do you prefer, Falcão or Tigana? My older brother is coming. Do you have been in Helsinki? I have only a gucci wallet, he has a gucci wallet and a sunglass."
With those arguments, El Lobo let C14 pass.
Then came the second goat, the Savant Goat.
"ti-toto, ti-toto"
El Lobo grabs the second goat.
"Oh, please El Lobo, despite my life as a bogan - which unlike my brother thinks, anyone in the world can pronouce correctly and it is something quite popular among the hillbillies clubs in the world - let me pass. I have only a gucci wallet and a gucci sunglass. My older brother has a gucci wallet, a gucci sunglass, a gucci horn, a gucci dildo, a gucci pen, a gucci toilet..."
"Bah, Che!" Said El Lobo with disgust and let him pass.
Then came the Big Goat. Goat-King. Let's call him, Dagoods, the goat.
"Ti-toto, PEONS, Ti-toto"
El Lobo just let him pass because he would rather eat an eggplant and one of his barbarians argie friends are waiting after the bridge to steal all gucci stuff and sell it to turks.
Moral according Grimms: The bald argie obviously dislikes El Piojo for a good reason.
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Usain Bolt on Gareth Bale:
"‘I think Gareth is probably the fastest player in the world at the moment - but I will help him with his sprinting if he wants.
It is not just about how fast you can accelerate - but also when you have the football at your feet about balance while you are sprinting as well. I helped Ronaldo with his sprinting in a training session - and look what he has go on to achieve since then.
I have a lot of respect for Real Madrid - and if they and Gareth want my help I am happy to fly in and take a private training session with Gareth. I hear that he has been clocking speeds close to me - but it is about technique as well.
I know I could make him an even better player than he already is."
YouTube Video of Cristiano Ronaldo vs Gareth Bale in a 100m race.
"‘I think Gareth is probably the fastest player in the world at the moment - but I will help him with his sprinting if he wants.
It is not just about how fast you can accelerate - but also when you have the football at your feet about balance while you are sprinting as well. I helped Ronaldo with his sprinting in a training session - and look what he has go on to achieve since then.
I have a lot of respect for Real Madrid - and if they and Gareth want my help I am happy to fly in and take a private training session with Gareth. I hear that he has been clocking speeds close to me - but it is about technique as well.
I know I could make him an even better player than he already is."
YouTube Video of Cristiano Ronaldo vs Gareth Bale in a 100m race.
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:nono:
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Aubameyang is faster than both of them and his running style is infinitely more pleasing to watch and natural.
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What does that mean?
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LOL
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I want some of that macoña
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