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WWF Argentina-England Smack Down

Argentina has better food.

English delicacies as steak and kidney pudding, toad-in-the-hole, spotted d!ck and cock-a-leekie soup are no match for Argentine asado, empanadas and alfavores.


Argentina 1-0 England
 

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Classic Rock Bands

England- Eric Clapton, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Led Zep, The Clash, Queen, Elton John, Pink Floyd etc etc etc.

Argentina -




Argentina 1 - 1 England
 

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Economic conditions in England are far better than in Argentina:(
Argentina 1-2 England:rolleyes:
ambidia, rimmer, czar, batigold come up with something good:) :D
 

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Being the land of the Gauchos, Argentinian horses are superior than the English.

I'm on a roll.

4-2.
 

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Hooligans

England- Famous for their fierceness, English hooligans subsist on booze - hard-core booze - high octane fuel suitable for rocket propulsion or street-level carnage which is their specialty. Fortunately, most are not able to afford the price of airplane tickets and hotel rooms in Japan/Korea and will not be traveling overseas.


Argentina - Forget hooligans, South America has organized soccer gangs that roam stadiums with deadly weapons. These fans would easily dismember the English hooligans in a heartbeat if a fight broke out. Fortunately, all of them are on probation and not allowed to travel overseas.


Outcome = draw

Score remains Argentina 4 – 3 England
 

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Hooligans Continued...

Of course neither the Argentinians nor the English could defeat the haggis-fueled Scottish hooligans.


Argentina 4, England 3, Scotland 1
 

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England produced William Shakespeare...;) 4-4

Seriously, I hope the game won't produce too many fights....and as for English cuisine, you ain't tasted anything till you've had cod and chips (chips made from King edward potatoes) rounded off by some jaffa cakes and walkers crisps and a pint of Newcastle brown. A meal fit for a king;)
 

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English delicacies as steak and kidney pudding, toad-in-the-hole, spotted d!ck and cock-a-leekie soup
I have never had one of those in my 21 years in this godforsaken country ;)

Beef - Argentine cattle beats British mad cows hands down.

argies 5-4 england
 

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Comedy

England - Monty Python, Absolutely Fabulous, Fawlty Towers, Are You Being Served, Benny Hill, Keeping Up Appearances, Mr. Bean.

Argentina - not funny.


Argentina 5 - 5 England
 

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Women...

England: Elizabeth Hurley

Argentina: Should i start?, too many to mention....

Argentina 6 England 5
 

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England: Posh Spice and Jerry Halliwell
Argentina: NO Posh Spice NOR Jerry Halliwell

Argentina 7 - 5 England.
 

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People

English are a cold race.

Argentines are passionate, warm, nice girls and sexy ;)

English will kill me now :D

Argentina 8 - 5 England
 

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leg100 said:
I have never had one of those in my 21 years in this godforsaken country ;)

argies 5-4 england
LOL :dielaugh:

England:very funny british accent

Argentina:beautiful spanish


Argentina 9 - 5 England
 

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Argentina leading but England has a secret weapon: Famous Wives of Famous National Rulers:

Catherine of Aragon approaches the net and scores!
Anne Boleyn and Kathryn Howard find the net with neatly placed "headers"
Jane Seymour, a speedy winger scores from close range,
Anne of Cleves takes a free kick and scores
and Katherine Parr finishes from a corner kick.

Argentina can only answer with Evita!


Argentina 10 - 11 England
 

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English have cadbury's

game set and match:D
 

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Football was invented in England, must be worth bonus points?:D
 

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Not so fast clever English person! Although you make some good points (Cadburys especially) the score stands at Argentina 10 - 13 England.


Penguins


Argentina - the beautiful area of Patagonia is home to thousands of jolly penguins.

England - a penguinless land.


Argentina 11 - England 13
 
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