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Reposted from Liverpool newsgroup...posted by someone called Scratch:


It's 2003,just before the FA Cup Final at the Millennium Stadium, Liverpool
V Everton. Michael Owen goes into the Liverpool changing room to find
all his team mates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We
know it's important but it's only Everton. They're sh*t and we
can't be bothered"

Owen looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these
guys by myself, you lads go down the pub."

So Michael Owen goes out to play Everton by himself and the rest
of the Liverpool team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get
the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the
screen reads "Liverpool 1 - Everton 0 (M. Owen 10 minutes)" He is
beating Everton all by himself!

Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until
someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got
on."

They put the teletext on.

"Result from the Millennium Stadium :
Liverpool 1 (M. Owen 10 minutes) - Everton 1 (Ferguson 89 minutes).

They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against
Everton!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him.

They find him in the dressing room, still in his kit, sat with
his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them.

"I've let you down, I've let you down"

"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Everton, all by yourself.
And they only scored at the very very end!"

"No, No, I have, I've let you down. I got sent off after 12
minutes!!!!!!"


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i heard this a couple of years ago, but owen was playing scotland single handedly.

just one thing pool, why was it a draw in a cup-final;) :D :rolleyes: :confused:
 

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I like it :)

Replace the word Owen with Shearer and Everton with Sunderland and everyone's happy!
 

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Beefy said:
i heard this a couple of years ago, but owen was playing scotland single handedly.

just one thing pool, why was it a draw in a cup-final;) :D :rolleyes: :confused:
Because after Ferguson scored there was no-one to take the kick-off!:D
 

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Two men broke into the Everton Trophy Room last night and escaped with all the contents...

Police are looking for a blue carpet!

:howler:

Good joke pool. :)
 
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