I´m glad my 2 "heroes" Sergio Ballesteros (Tenerife, Rayo, Villarreal, Mallorca) and Óscar Téllez (Alavés) have already been mentioned.
roud: They´re like clones, both fat dirty bastards. I don´t consider them mentally sane, honestly they´re crazy, how they act, what they do, that´s not normal, they could kill someone one day. Going on the funny part of it, well if you want to know abut Téllez you just have to surf a bit of my posts in the basque forum when Alavés was in Primera.
Some interesting things about Téllez, I´m almost sure he must have the record of being sent off in the first 5 minutes of a game (does it almost every weekend, well, except when he´s sanctioned
) and he´s the only player I know who was suspended by his club and put into diet.
He was so stupid to appear on tv showing his joy for exchanging shirts with Ronaldo (saying he was going to put it in his living room) just after his team had lost 5-1 to Madrid with him being the "star", letting Ronaldo score, of course the fans were "happy" with it. Things get serious of course when we know that this man passed a couple of nights in the police station for hitting his brother in law.
Of course as an Athletic fan I have attacks every time I see Simeone´s face, other dirt players can be Darío Silva, Sosa or Salva Ballesta. Also Dani from Betis, who you could easily find with a knife trying to steal your wallet in any Sevilla corner.
We have a future one in Athletic, Endika Bordas, who became famous after injurying 3 Celta players in one friendly.
Actually he´s a nice guy but for some reason becomes crazy too often, he´s already known as "Guadaña" Bordas.
About Pablo Alfaro-Javi Navarro, they´re really dirt yes, but for some reason I find them cool. I have to admit I´ve always been fan of Sevilla defenders, I´ve already talked before about that great Prieto-Diego-Martagón defense that made me love the sport,
none attacker had the balls to enter there, he knew he would leave with less teeth.
Of course I wouldn´t find them as cool if they injured an Athletic player but until that happens....
Actually Alfaro saved a Recreativo´s player life during a game, so he´s a hero!