Holy shit, maybe the funniest post ever on the wf forum.Ronaldo was caught having an affair with his physio, who is around 40 years old and is a man. They were found ravishing each other in the showers whilst the other members of the team watched on in pure ecstasy.
They all created a sea of semen, and there were free drinks down at Inter for a WEEK!
When Hector Cuper was asked how good their cum tasted he said: "Mmmm its a very hard decision. Ronaldo's was sweet like sugar, but i prefer alvaro recoba's. It was just the right consistency, and tasted delicious. It went down a treat with the roast duck at dinner. His cock size is just right for drinking from, small and fat"