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Please make it realistic, it can be about their pivate lives or anything.
 

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Ronaldo was caught having an affair with his physio, who is around 40 years old and is a man. They were found ravishing each other in the showers whilst the other members of the team watched on in pure ecstasy.

They all created a sea of semen, and there were free drinks down at Inter for a WEEK!

When Hector Cuper was asked how good their cum tasted he said: "Mmmm its a very hard decision. Ronaldo's was sweet like sugar, but i prefer alvaro recoba's. It was just the right consistency, and tasted delicious. It went down a treat with the roast duck at dinner. His cock size is just right for drinking from, small and fat"
 

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Manuel Pablo who has been announced to be injured actually is under custody for driving a car having used heroine. The reason the media don't know anything about it is Irureta has payed a lot to keep it a secret. Even so much that he has trouble with transfer funds- Wanted Urzaiz, can't get 'im; wanted Karanka, can't; wanted Karpin, no.
 

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Fernando Morientes is finishing a physical exam and the Real Madrid physio asks:

"Everything looks okay, you have fully recovered from your thigh injury; is there anything else you can think of?"

"Well, yes, I'd like a birth control prescription for my daughter."

"Your daughter? Why she's only 12...you don't mean she's sexually active?"

"Nah...she just lays there like her mother."
 

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Vieri, who is having an incredible spell at Inter at the moment has sensationally admitted that his phenomenal goal scoring tally has been down to porn!

The Inter frontman divulged that he thinks non-stop about cheap german porno movies that helps him to relax during games. The star spoke on the evening Italian sportsnews: "Its true, ever since i started watching overweight, hairy germans romping in the fields, scoring has been easy"

The striker later spoke "i was scared to say this earlier but hector cuper really turns me on as well, but i worry that i do not get too excited in games, as i might wet my pants!!! ha ha "

Christian Vieri is now being booked in for rehab treatment at the Milan helpgroup for sex addicts.
 

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The star attacker Raul from Real Madrid has admitted to a newspaper journalist that for him scoring on the football field is easier than 'SCORING' in private life. He also added that his girlfriend is very unsatisfied with it and is trying to dump him. Raul told the journalist that he's an unhappy man, he just can't get it up. After he tried viagra, at the same time watching teen porn videos he managed to 'SCORE' but as his performaces on the pitch went worse he stopped using it.

Raul had to stop the interview as Del Bosque rushed in and told that this matter will be dealt internally by the club.
 

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In a recent interview, Stefan Effenburg was heard complimenting his team mates, his coach, the tactics and style of play prefered by the manager, and admitting that, yes, he is in fact the world's biggest [email protected]:eek:
 

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Hakan Sukur's wife is also married to a heard of goats in her native Turkey.
 

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On a slightly more truthful note, has anyone heard the rumor about Arsene Wenger and the lobsters?
 

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Ronaldo was caught having an affair with his physio, who is around 40 years old and is a man. They were found ravishing each other in the showers whilst the other members of the team watched on in pure ecstasy.

They all created a sea of semen, and there were free drinks down at Inter for a WEEK!

When Hector Cuper was asked how good their cum tasted he said: "Mmmm its a very hard decision. Ronaldo's was sweet like sugar, but i prefer alvaro recoba's. It was just the right consistency, and tasted delicious. It went down a treat with the roast duck at dinner. His cock size is just right for drinking from, small and fat"
Holy shit, maybe the funniest post ever on the wf forum.
 
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