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Post some jokes here people, need something to lighten this place up a bit :)




Učiteljica vodila decu u zoološki vrt i naravno, stigli su do slona, a slon je imao "nešto" od 1,5 metar ali nije surla, neko kurac. Perica radoznalo pita učiteljicu:
• Učiteljice, učiteljice, šta je ono slonu?
A učiteljica kaže:
• Ma nije to ništa...
Perica na to drugu:
• Jesam ti rek'o da je kurva, njoj ni 1,5 metar nije ništa!
 

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Why not just post them in serbian cafe?
 

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This is one I heard some time ago, I'll try to tell it in my own words:

There was a medical conference being held and the differend nations were bragging about their accomplishments.

First comes the Frenchman and sais "a guy broke his spine but we replaced it... and he's already looking for a job now !!"

Second comes the American "one of our guys lost both his arms and legs in the Iraq war, we just replaced them and now he's looking for a job"

Then comes the German "a guy's heart wasn't functioning well, we took it out of him, combined it with another heart and placed it back... now he has two hearts and is already looking for a job!"


Finally comes the Bosnian "we took 3 guys, took their brains out, placed them as presidents of the country and now half of the nation is looking for a job!!"

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Adnan you fool.
 
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