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Highbury: The Manchester United striker was labelled a player "who can only cheat people" by Wenger after the ill-tempered 2-0 Old Trafford defeat in October that ended Arsenal's 49-game unbeaten run in the league.

Arsenal have compiled a video diary of the Dutchman's misdemeanours that they believe backs up Wenger's allegation, and the club's lawyers are determined to argue the case that Wenger was only exercising freedom of speech. :D

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Why Van Nistelrooy can only cheat people

The boss finally comes up in front of the F.A. today, charged with labelling Ruud Van Nistelrooy a cheat. Though he won't be there in person, it's thought Arsenal have detailed a lengthy dossier of the equine one's various attempts to end Arsenal players' careers over the past three years. All of which should be quite funny. It's thought that the boss will 'escape' with a fine for his comments in any case.

No doubt, Fergie and his media pals will call it a fix, wonder why the F.A. took note of Arsene's dossier and not the one Fergie sent to the F.A. of alleged misdemeanours from Old Trafford on our part, accuse David Dein of holding too much influence at the F.A. and blame it all on Nigel Winterburn for taunting Brian McClair for his penalty miss in 1988. The hulabaloo will carry on until the weekend, giving everyone the opportunity to forget the actual facts of the case.

Cheat

Which, in case you've forgotten, are that in the Old Trafford games of May 2002, January 2003, September 2003 and October 2004, Ruud Van Nistelrooy regularly assaulted Arsenal players, including a punch to Freddie Ljungberg's chest, a stamp on Martin Keown, a terrible challenge on Lauren, an attempt to go through Patrick Vieira's back and an attempt to break Ashley Cole's leg.

On the basis that up until the time of Wenger's comments nothing had been done about any of the above incidents, I'm struggling to see what is so factually wrong about asserting that Van Nistelrooy "can only cheat people". Interesting that within hours of his comments, justice finally started to catch up with Van Nistelrooy when he was banned for the Cole incident (this despite SKY initially trying to completely ignore it).

Fergie's dossier

On the other hand, Fergie's dossier contained wholly biased evidence (that was dismissed on the grounds of its bias) on the alleged food fight, Therry Henry falling over and entirely accidentally catching Gabriel Heinze and Dennis Bergkamp making the slightest of contact with Alan Smith. The accustations were dismissed not because the F.A. are biased, but actually because they were complete bollocks.

Sadly, whilst Lauren is quite rightly condemned for trying to incriminate another player, Fergie's cynical attempt to get two of our players banned was completely indulged by a press seemingly living in perpetual fear of being banned from speaking to the rose faced one.

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so today's the day, should be interesting, Wenger will get a fine but will be allowed to show the F.A. why RvN can only cheat. :D
 

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If Wenger gets off scot-free (I reckon he'll get a fine anyway) you can only imagine the whinging from the mancs about Dein. It's almost as predictable as Christmas.
 

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If Wenger gets off scot-free (I reckon he'll get a fine anyway) you can only imagine the whinging from the mancs about Dein. It's almost as predictable as Christmas.

of course they will whinge, but why isn't Ferguson up ? he has basically called Bergkamp and Henry cheats but just didn't have the bottle to say the word. :tongue:

Wenger made a statement of fact, anyone that looks at the evidence will agree, if the F.A. fine him it will be typically weak of them.
 

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Of course they'll fine him it because it's the easy way out. It's the way our FA works as they're a bunch of cowards - just look at their number one employee, Svennis.
 

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Of course they'll fine him it because it's the easy way out. It's the way our FA works as they're a bunch of cowards - just look at their number one employee, Svennis.

exactly, they are too scared to do anything but that, they don't let a little thing like justice get in the way of the media's/their decisions. ;)
 

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Apparently, Wenger has compiled a Video Compilation of Van Nancibooy's cheating and diving. Lucky most video cassettes only stretch to three hours, eh?
 

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Attila_the_Nun said:
Apparently, Wenger has compiled a Video Compilation of Van Nancibooy's cheating and diving. Lucky most video cassettes only stretch to three hours, eh?

he must have taped it on slow play, that would give him six hours worth of horse cheating.
 

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Attila_the_Nun said:
Apparently, Wenger has compiled a Video Compilation of Van Nancibooy's cheating and diving. Lucky most video cassettes only stretch to three hours, eh?
One tape per season should suffice.
 

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Wenger has been found guilty, severely reprimanded and fined £15,000 to telling the truth. :cap:

but the F.A. haven't said whether they agreed with him after looking at the videos. :D
 

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Jern Lizardhous said:
Wenger has been found guilty, severely reprimanded and fined £15,000 to telling the truth. :cap:

but the F.A. haven't said whether they agreed with him after looking at the videos. :D
Lucky he didn't tell the whole truth! The fina for adding cowardly, mincing, screaming and freak to 'cheat' would've been astronomical!
 

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Lucky he didn't tell the whole truth! The fina for adding cowardly, mincing, screaming and freak to 'cheat' would've been astronomical!
don't forget 'snide', 'repulsive', 'sickening' and 'total disgrace to the game' :D

you are right though, Wenger would have been paying that off for the rest of his days.
 

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who carez ;)

I am sure if Wenger had been present during the trial, he must've offered another 15,000 to FA to allow him call Ruud a cheat one more time :lick:

nEEbz
 

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money is nothing to wenger, he has loads of it already,and his not greedy like some who decided not to retire in the end ;)
 

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It's funny that ManUre fans get upset when we remind them of how poncy, cowardly and soft their team is, but Ferguson is always sending videos to the FA complaining about how nasty and brutal the (normal) Arsenal tackles are!
nice to know fergie is doing his best to prove us right:)
 

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zeratul said:
wegner's just telling the truth about horse face and he gets fined? what's the world coming to? :notlist: ;)
Wenger has to be fined, for upsetting the 'new' kind of football fan - the mincing middle-class jessies who have attached themselves to our game and wet their pants when harsh words are used about their favourite boy band

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Wenger should be strung up by the smaller of his two testicles and shot...with a ball of his own sh!t;)
- Like this arsewipe
 

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It should be mandatory for RVN to be introduced as:
Cheating Pansy Ruud Van Horseface

I can't think of any player I hate more in the EPL barring that barbarian Savage!

And Attila, Fred was only joking! He's a decent guy for a Man Utd fan!
 
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