Bianconeri on the scene, schooling white boys from Spain
Los Blancos? Tryin' to hide them cum stains?
Numero quattro in La Liga, behind freakin' Los Che
Now in line to get wrecked by the champions, perché?
Los Vikingos step in, MC Hammer of the footballing world
Cause we drop dope thundering rhymes, from the skies, just like Thor
Till u drop on ur knees and beg "please, no more, no more!"
8-1-7, we're one up and going through
To the semis. Bit of more than you can chew
Real Madrid plebs, owning clubs since 19-O-2
With that leaky defense you're gettin' ****ed from behind
Marcelito, are you a left-back or a winger, make up ur mind!
Yo Toni,cool name... Bwah screw this!
Germans and jokes just don't mix...
Next target Lukitaaa
The ultimate betaaa
No pleasure in dissing ya, cause you're a retard
Who can't make a pass in excess of 10 yards
Isco-Disco, man you play in slow-mo
Just a pretty face with no pace #nohomo
Basta with the midfield sidekicks
Movin' on to the trio of pricks
Aka BBC, as in the dicks.
Yo Benzema, after I'm servin' ya
Don't go cry like a putana
Tried to **** Valbuena, seriously how could you stoop so low?
Out of this whole pack of bitches you're the no.1 hoe!
Leave rappin to others cause you suck on the mic
And quit football too, can't score to save your life.
Gonna skip glass-man Gareth, cause he's already history
Droppin' cold bars on him might cause an injury
There's only 1 Ronaldoooo it's not you Penaldooo
You can score but that's it, no pass and no dribble
The rivalry with Messi's over, fo' shizzle!
Stop competing with him; makes you look like a fool!
There's only on crown faggot, let the true king rule!
You hate me cause I'm handsome and rich
And when we meet on the pitch
I always make you my bitch! Fly like a jet,
Head that cross, make Buffon pick the ball from the net.
You think I'm lazy and can't play, then out of the blue "Pass for Ronaldo, he shots!" SIIIUUUUUUUUU
Yeah whatever, let's spare one line for Zidane
Is that head just for butting? You never have a plan!
Huge luck with your finals, so don't get too greedy
Halla Madrid? Ur fans be like "Hala Habibi"
DISGRACE of a team, helped by the Franco regime
No "italian promise", Madridiots gonna SCREAM
On April 3rd, when we step on LOS WHIPPED CREAM.
Franco Regime? How Ironically!
One word for you putas, CALCIOPOLI
Think you'll outscore us with that joke of a team?
Who's gonna do it? *snort* Higuain???
Copa America FLOP, World Cup Final FLOP
Yo fatboy, raise a hand when you want us to stop!
Don't get your hopes high, you're gonna fail miserably
Like anyone who plays against the champions of the Galaxy
WITH AS MANY CHAMPIONS LEAGUE AS THE WHOLE OF ITALY!
Spaniards passing slick, spitting sick, with no Spanish Flu
Better at Hip-Hop, better at football, better at everything than you!
We keep it Real, conquering slim odds with nerves of steel
WTF? Get that briefcase outta my face, NO DEAL!
Swallow precise rhymes, with lethal accuracy
From the no.1 club of the 20th Century
On to the 21th now, long or short term memory
WE STILL THE GREATEST IN HISTORY!
And that's not up for debate
So you'd better prostrate
Before the Gods of the sport
And we might hold back, and leave u on life support.
White kings of football and rappin, Los Slim Shadies
Let's be quick tho, no fun in beatin ol' ladies
My first time writting a rap song so be gentle :ebarassed2: The flow runs smooth with the beats in my head
frankly im confident we will go through if we remain healthy but this if becomes bigger and bigger every day- since the draw was made Chiellini and Sandro have picked up injuries, if they dont recover we will be without 5 starters for the first game.
Our injuries this season have been shithouse..we will miss chiellini and sandro and many more will be out im sure. Either way it wouldn't matter cuz if mandzukic is available he will start and allegri will play 2 in midfield and real will rape us.
Canada have another chance to show why they're good at soccer now. They play Brazil.
Australia take on Ecuador too.
Nigeria vs. Hungary looks interesting too.
First matches kick off in 50 minutes roughly.
A lot of these early Asian qualifiers are blowouts in this manner. Japan 6 Mongolia 0, South Korea 8 Sri Lanka 0, Australia 5 Nepal 0. Five goals is pretty disappointing.
Hat tricks for Azmoun and Ansarifard.
Celtic top of a group which features Italian giants Lazio.
Rangers just downed CL winners Porto and in convincing style to boot.
Stevie G doing great work up in Glasgow.
Actually curious to see how far they can go.
I think this shows how important it was, Rangers returning to a position...