[G. Facchetti]

10) I thought Berlusconi was supposed to get Ronaldinho suited up in the red and black by gametime....

9) Our only striker Sheva overslept last night...

8) Hey, Maldini can't always stay young, can he?....

7) Its not our fault Gattuso decided to play football in the American sense...

6) Hey, at least we still have the balon d' or!

5) Damn it Galliani.....when the Refs Assocation says Pay on Time, you make sure you put the check in the mail!

4) Dida was too busy doing jumping jacks in front of a standing Zidane during the Unicef game

3) Our players Sheva and Kaka liked playing in the Nou Camp so much that they volunteered to play there on a full-time basis...

2) Since you guys are Inter we decided to play for a draw to make a joke but Gattuso the Dumbbell forgot the score and thought we were up 1-0 instead of being tied at 1-1!

1) Nesta refused to tackle anyone b/c he wanted to make a statement against all the cards he gets from the referees lately!

BONUS: Pirlo forgot where he was playing and thought he was on the Italian NT, and accordingly made horrible passes all night long!

 

[G. Facchetti]

Ohh yeah, note to JKris, who is "slow" to pick things up......that was a joke....That's why people won't take it seriously. Thanks.

 

[Devious]

Wonderful Pulsar36!!!

 

[Deno]

dont mean to hurt u now , but seriously ure not funny man

 

[Javier Zanetti]

Forza Inter , make the rosomerdi go home with their tails between their feet , I think we can do it in the next derby as we are the hosts and wer'e on good form.

 

[Devious]

ok

 

[Devious]

I mean we havnt been hosts for each other since 1908!

 

[G. Facchetti]

dont mean to hurt u now , but seriously ure not funny man

damn it

i lost my magic touch

i should quit the comedy business

 

[Devious]

lol..no it`s still a hope, I`ve just laughed

 

[Don Moratti]

does it really matter who is the host?

anyway HUGE match, Inter must win, nothing less

 

[Razman]

For the sake of the thread, lets hope we really do win

 

[The Sig]

EDIT: Wrong place.

 

[G. Facchetti]

Don't worry I will spare myself embarrassment cuz if we do lose, which will only happen on the planet Mars, Carson my main man will "secretly" close this thread and then post on a million other threads like he normally does, so that no one can see this on the front page!!!!!!1

 

[G. Facchetti]

WRong post


umm forza inter

and this has been brought to you by forza interrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr productions

 

[Razman]

Don't worry I will spare myself embarrassment cuz if we do lose, which will only happen on the planet Mars, Carson my main man will "secretly" close this thread and then post on a million other threads like he normally does, so that no one can see this on the front page!!!!!!1

LOL :howler:

 

[numerodix]

Oh this is hilarious, I love what you guys are doing with the pre-match trash talk!

 

[Ruffian]

1) Nesta refused to tackle anyone b/c he wanted to make a statement against all the cards he gets from the referees lately!

BONUS: Pirlo forgot where he was playing and thought he was on the Italian NT, and accordingly made horrible passes all night long!

These two are pretty good, I have to admit. Don't give up the comedy business just yet, Pulsar!

 

[001]

hahahah
dida was a joke when zidane was around
man its a match for charity, just stand in postion and smile. No need to make an idiot out of yourself
hahahahahha

 

[Ibracadabra]

ahahaahaaaaaaaaaahha
FANTASTIC ...absolutely fantastic
!

 

[Carson35]

Don't worry I will spare myself embarrassment cuz if we do lose, which will only happen on the planet Mars, Carson my main man will "secretly" close this thread and then post on a million other threads like he normally does, so that no one can see this on the front page!!!!!!1

:howler: