Xtratime Community banner

1 - 20 of 93 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
2,678 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
As you all know, Zidaneism is the World's Newest Religion. Here is your chance to convert to the great religion of Zidaneism, the religion of the great Zinedine Zidane..:proud:

You may be a Christian, a Muslim, Hindu, Jew..Does'nt matter. You can convert to Zidaneism in a very short time following the procedure that is given below. Before starting, make sure you have the following items ready -

A photo frame with the God's image -



A photo frame with the Judas's or Devil's image -



The holy costumes -





The sandalwood beadthread-



Incense sticks-



Candles-



Holy Water -



The Conversion Process :

First, wear the holy costume. Now, place the God's image on an elevated position, light the candle & the incense stick in front of it. Now place the Devil's image nearby. Now get the holy water, drink it & spit it out on the Devil's photo, keep doing it until all the water is finished. If you don't feel like spitting, you may also pee on the Devil, making you hardline Zidaneist.

Now place the Sandalwood rosary on Zizou's frame. Join your palms together like this -



Now say this -


I, ____(Insert name), in all my senses, commit each & every of my breath, my life, my everything to the one & only lord - Zinedine Zidane, "Zizou". I accept the great religion of Zidaneism.

Oh Zizou..Oh Zizou..
You are the lord..
You are the sun
and you are the god.
You are our strength
and you are our hope.
You are immortal
You are our pope..

:proud:

Come & join this great religion..Be a Zidaneist..:proud:

The World's Newest Religion = Zidaneism, and I can already hear the hail..:thumbsup: :star:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
54,576 Posts
How gay
 

·
Defunct
Joined
·
23,341 Posts
Now that you mention it, I was thinking about getting the shirt, it's very classy and by now historical as well.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
6,056 Posts
I'll go to great lengths to collect Zidane's France 1998 final shirt, even if it costs me my life savings and then proceed to wipe my ass with it.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
2,678 Posts
Discussion Starter #6
Demandred said:
I really hope this thread is a joke. ;)
I thought you'd be busy collecting those items by now.:rollani:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
2,678 Posts
Discussion Starter #7
Giuliano81 said:
I'll go to great lengths to collect Zidane's France 1998 final shirt, even if it costs me my life savings and then proceed to wipe my ass with it.
I really hope they sneak in a blade in it. :thumbsup:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
54,576 Posts
In some ways its a shame we will not see that bald head again

Oh Zizou..Oh Zizou..
You have a delicious...
scrumptous, lucious, delectable...
creamy bald head
You have your gay followers...
and you are their hope.
Its a shame, You fail them
with a swipe of your bald head
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
46,345 Posts
Zidaneism said:
I really hope they sneak in a blade in it. :thumbsup:
:howler:
 

·
Honorable Mention, February 2013 XT Photo Contest
Joined
·
21,026 Posts
Everyone should save this post and when your children do something stupid, read the post and say, "Thank God that my son/daugther is not Zidaneism"
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
2,678 Posts
Discussion Starter #16
Dean'06Campioni said:
In some ways its a shame we will not see that bald head again

Oh Zizou..Oh Zizou..
You have a delicious...
scrumptous, lucious, delectable...
creamy bald head
You have your gay followers...
and you are their hope.
Its a shame, You fail them
with a swipe of your bald head
:yuck:

Atleast mine rhymed.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
54,576 Posts
Zidaneism said:
:yuck:

Atleast mine rhymed.
Its hard to rhyme with head :D
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
2,678 Posts
Discussion Starter #18
Giuliano81 said:
I figured Zidaneism would be best spread by the sword. :smileani:
And the first swipe would be at your ass. :smileani:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
54,576 Posts
This is another silly thread and will turn out to be one. The guys career is over... lets leave him and his followers in peace now guys ;)
 
1 - 20 of 93 Posts
Top