Sven's Banging Ulri-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka
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·Yeah Lucky for his age, but come on..."Ulrika Johnson" :yuck:Beefy said:
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·Ulrika has had more ****, than sheep in Wales. :dazed:HuxFlux said:
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Its the bloody English press again...People should boycott buying their crappy papers.
Shouldn't we, as a nation, be ignoring what is going on in the manager and players private lives and leaving them free of distractions while preparing for the world cup...??
I mean its not as if he has comitted a crime or anything, it is just fodder for people whose lives are so empty and pointless they have to live vicariously through the medium of celebrity and those celebrities various "scandals"
What is so bloody scandalous about some bloke, (who isn't even married) banging some daft bint...?
Let him do his job and worry about how the hell we are going to get out of our group....If it means the odd topless hand shandy from Ulrika Jonsson, then so be it.
Shouldn't we, as a nation, be ignoring what is going on in the manager and players private lives and leaving them free of distractions while preparing for the world cup...??
I mean its not as if he has comitted a crime or anything, it is just fodder for people whose lives are so empty and pointless they have to live vicariously through the medium of celebrity and those celebrities various "scandals"
What is so bloody scandalous about some bloke, (who isn't even married) banging some daft bint...?
Let him do his job and worry about how the hell we are going to get out of our group....If it means the odd topless hand shandy from Ulrika Jonsson, then so be it.
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·The fact is, is that no one cares in England, but the shitty English press think it's cool trying to force a manager out of the England NT which includes every manager since Graham the turnip taylor.
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Hehehe this is funny and embrassing at the same time. Svennis isn't really that kind of guy known for things like this. He's never been involved in any kind of "scandal" so im sure the english press is going crazyier then ever right now. I think he did it, but in the other hand it seems strange, i guess this is how it goes when you think with the little head instead of the big one :tongue:
btw include Stan the Man in the 2002 squad. He's the only englishman who knows how to "beat" the swedes
btw include Stan the Man in the 2002 squad. He's the only englishman who knows how to "beat" the swedes
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As long as ulrika keep Sven motivated i don't care too much.
Your right about the press, front page news every day with, "SVEN ROMPS ULRIKA".
The press know that people want to read about it, it appeals to the audience (or so they think). They don't give a damn about if it's true or how its affecting things, as long as they have some damn cash in their pockets.
The press always try and force out England managers, it's fairly normal.
But at this moment it's kind of annoying, i want to hear about the WC and not some love affair which hasn't been confirmed yet, it's a distracton
Your right about the press, front page news every day with, "SVEN ROMPS ULRIKA".
The press know that people want to read about it, it appeals to the audience (or so they think). They don't give a damn about if it's true or how its affecting things, as long as they have some damn cash in their pockets.
The press always try and force out England managers, it's fairly normal.
But at this moment it's kind of annoying, i want to hear about the WC and not some love affair which hasn't been confirmed yet, it's a distracton
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Yeah, who gives a damn if he wants to bed Ulrika?
Good luck to him. Ya old dawg Sven.
If the British press force Sven out then there will be big ructions.
Good luck to him. Ya old dawg Sven.
If the British press force Sven out then there will be big ructions.
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·This is how much England fans care about Sven's private life.
SkySports
Skysports.com readers have spoken out overwhelmingly in support of England coach Sven Goran Eriksson as the tabloid furore surrounding his private life rages on unabashed.
We asked for your views on the media's reporting of Eriksson's alleged dalliance with fellow Swede Ulrika Jonsson and the message was unequivocal - GIVE SVEN A BREAK!
In an unprecedented response, viewers bombarded us with emails slamming the treatment of the man who has rescued England from the brink of World Cup elimination, with only a handful of dissenting voices among the several hundred postings received.
SkySports
Skysports.com readers have spoken out overwhelmingly in support of England coach Sven Goran Eriksson as the tabloid furore surrounding his private life rages on unabashed.
We asked for your views on the media's reporting of Eriksson's alleged dalliance with fellow Swede Ulrika Jonsson and the message was unequivocal - GIVE SVEN A BREAK!
In an unprecedented response, viewers bombarded us with emails slamming the treatment of the man who has rescued England from the brink of World Cup elimination, with only a handful of dissenting voices among the several hundred postings received.
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About time, does this mean that they are not goign to report it anymore??? Thought not!
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The press are just jealous because they don't have the oppitunity to hang out the back of two lovely ladies.
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When I'm 52 I want to be able to pull something like that!
oohhh Baby!
oohhh Baby!
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heres the latest......
By Eggy Whiff
Chief Bollocks reporter for the Daily ****e
SHOCKING BEHAVIOUR
Not content with breaking the hearts of the nation with his off field antics, RANDY England manager Sven Goran Erikkson has been seen out on the tiles with another super sexy Swede....... Our man in the know says he saw the HORNED UP HAVE-A-GO- HERO of Englands 5-1 stuffing of those filthy Krauts a while ago, standing behind and pressing himself up against Britt Eckland in a very compromising position over the bonnet of her luxury car.
FRONT BOTTOM
When asked what he was doing, RED HOT Sven told us, "I was just giving her VULVA a good working over" Our man countered, "But thats a SAAB......."
"You should clean your ears more often" replied the man with more Grip than Tord
BLOODY HELL
So now it looks like Ulrika has been cast aside as Cas-Sven-ova has moved on....only 15 minutes ago he was spotted in a local S & M bar with Liv Ullman, Bjorn Borgs ex- missus and the lead singer from Roxette
WHAT AN OLD GOAT
Rumours of a threes up with the two birds form ABBA however seem to be wide of the mark. When asked for comment, everyones favourite Mr Burns look a like would only say, "This is not a problem for me, but we will see"
By Eggy Whiff
Chief Bollocks reporter for the Daily ****e
SHOCKING BEHAVIOUR
Not content with breaking the hearts of the nation with his off field antics, RANDY England manager Sven Goran Erikkson has been seen out on the tiles with another super sexy Swede....... Our man in the know says he saw the HORNED UP HAVE-A-GO- HERO of Englands 5-1 stuffing of those filthy Krauts a while ago, standing behind and pressing himself up against Britt Eckland in a very compromising position over the bonnet of her luxury car.
FRONT BOTTOM
When asked what he was doing, RED HOT Sven told us, "I was just giving her VULVA a good working over" Our man countered, "But thats a SAAB......."
"You should clean your ears more often" replied the man with more Grip than Tord
BLOODY HELL
So now it looks like Ulrika has been cast aside as Cas-Sven-ova has moved on....only 15 minutes ago he was spotted in a local S & M bar with Liv Ullman, Bjorn Borgs ex- missus and the lead singer from Roxette
WHAT AN OLD GOAT
Rumours of a threes up with the two birds form ABBA however seem to be wide of the mark. When asked for comment, everyones favourite Mr Burns look a like would only say, "This is not a problem for me, but we will see"
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