Oldest? I'll be 33 later this month!
Name is Carlos. Married with children.
Been a Benfica socio since the age of three. That's right! That's thirty years of socio power!
I'm an avid Philadelphia Eagle fan, and American football in general.
I like long walks in topless beaches while wearing a stained tank top, black socks, sandals while eating a grilled sardine with Broa and singing with my mouth full to Depeche Mode's "Not tonight".
I particularly enjoy pizza, beer, boobies... have I mentioned boobies?... chorico assado, bifanas, prego no pao, ameijoas a bolhao pato, feijoada, Cuzido a Portuguesa, boobies...
Mission in life:
To those that may not be aware, I've written several books on my study of Portistas: My first, about intelligent life in Porto, was written some time last year (Please feel free to contact me to see the results of that study). My second, about where Portistas come from, was written a few months ago (if you missed it - they come from infected wounds in the form of Puss). I now plan a third about Portista dwellings (called caves) and its social ramifications - I'm in the belief that dark, wet, putrid Portista dwellings are the main driver of the typical spineless scumbag phenomena that stricken Portistas, and I'm gonna prove it with scientific fact!
My mission is to put together a thorough thesis on the evil of Portistas - which I'm sure to earn worldwide recognition for in much the same way Darwin did with his Evolution theory.
Pleasure ta meetcha!
That is all.