[Jern Lizardhous]

a lot of chippies sell kebabs as well, perhaps he's on the kebabs, nice one Nas, plenty of fat in them babies. :thumbsup:

 

[Jern Lizardhous]

Matters on the quality of the kebab actually. A good quality kebab is very good for you, lean protein, salad and low GI pitta. Pity about the mayo.

perhaps, but most London kebabs you end up having a bath in grease, and as Nas is a tourist I'd imagine he got one of them.

 

[Jern Lizardhous]

shut up about Hleb, if we don't mention it everyone will forget about him.

Rosicky..Hleb..Nasri
.......Cesc..Diaby

we've gone to playmaker heaven.

 

[Jern Lizardhous]

I feel left out since im nowhere near as excited as you lot I've seen him play 4-5 times and i was'nt that impressed. Really wanted Ben Arfa. But i guess il trust Wenger's judgement.

get excited then, this is one of the top few talents in the world.

 

[Jern Lizardhous]

Why do you always talk as if the people who handle these things read these forums anyway?

you don't know that Carson is really Moratti?

 

[Jern Lizardhous]

I think you guys are much better off getting someone who you know, shoots.

we don't need anyone to shoot, we are planning to score all our goals by merely walking the ball over the line. :thumbsup:

 

[Jern Lizardhous]

Joe Lewis has more money than sense to throw his money down the drain of the Lane that time forgot.

bit like Alan Sugar, shrewd in business but when it comes to football these guys are clueless muppets.

 

[Jern Lizardhous]

Rod Stewart won't allow Jude Law to waste his money now he's with his daughter, Stewart will teach him in the ways of sensible Glaswegian spending.

 

[Jern Lizardhous]

Nasri's agent says they are still considering Arsenal's offer as well as offers from other clubs

what is there to consider, the Arsenal want you then you pack your bags?

 

[Jern Lizardhous]

nicely put Twayka :thumbsup:

 

[Jern Lizardhous]

no-one ever posts in the Spurs forum the last months, they have all been on their holidays with their oh so professional players.

 

[Jern Lizardhous]

yeah :thumbsup: hopefully Berbatov will be playing at our end of the seven sisters to make the rivalry a bit more fun eh?

 

[Jern Lizardhous]

does anyone listen to a word Jol utters?

did I tell you my sisters mate was his next door neighbour?

 

[Jern Lizardhous]

she was starstruck women can be funny creatures.

 

[Jern Lizardhous]

don't worry lads, I have it on good authority him and his agent have just gone to Tower Bridge for pie and mash, got to gain weight is the mantra.

 

[Jern Lizardhous]

so has the little shit signed yet? :hopeful:

 

[Jern Lizardhous]

Pure Arsenal, nothing is ever easy for us.

Eduardo was, I woke up and got dressed and we just signed him, just like that.

 

[Jern Lizardhous]

And I'm sure you went "Who the hell is Eduardo?! :wth:"

being an England fan sadly I already knew about him. :depress:

 

[Jern Lizardhous]

his agent is haggling, hopefully we will settle it over the weekend.

 

[Jern Lizardhous]

the little **** will sign as soon as he's finished his four helpings of battered skate and mushy peas and eight pints of Guiness. :thumbsup: