[Jeffrey]

Someone may of told him to bulk up for Premier League football. I hope he didn't take it the wrong way.

 

[Jeffrey]

I remember that Jern once said that you can buy pies from fish and chip shops, which isn't the case here, I don't think - chips, flake, potato cakes, dim sims, but not pies. If he went for a pie, well, I guess that would work out to 20-something goals - not exactly healthy although I feel guiltier with fish and chips.

Food is proving quite influential for Arsenal - we can bemoan ice cream but fish and chips can tip the scales of fortune the other way.

 

[Jeffrey]

That's interesting, you can look into the future.

 

[Jeffrey]

This has its relevance. It's not random placement.

Oh and that false report, who pulled that? Don't do that, please. I was diddled, too.

 

[Jeffrey]

Arseblogger is wise on this score. I'll try and follow his approach.

 

[Jeffrey]

His wages must be really low. He's economising, checking out what's reasonable.

As good as it will get for young Samir.

 

[Jeffrey]

Sorry, I think I'm overdoing it. You're the head of humour, you can get away with it.

 

[Jeffrey]

Looks nice. The name reminds me of Rudyard Kipling.

:nono:

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/2008/05/who_the_hell_is_3.html

 

[Jeffrey]

Has the little ****er signed yet?

Tie the bow and have the package presented to our own eyes.

 

[Jeffrey]

Are the comparisons valid [new Zidane], or is the public caught up in a mania, an obsession?

Oh and words such as "likely" and "should"... I do not like.

 

[Jeffrey]

Some years ago I seen an informative and comprehensive documentary concerning agents. It did not make pleasant viewing.

 

[Jeffrey]

This is silly.

 

[Jeffrey]

Jern, however did you coin 'cuntchops'?

 

[Jeffrey]

My Amazon order was supposed to arrive this Thursday.

 

[Jeffrey]

You don't think Nasri's lost in the post as well?!

Well, no matter. We can pick him up at the PO Box if we missed the courier.

 

[Jeffrey]

Yes indeed. It wouldn't do for him to suffocate during the shipment process.

 

[Jeffrey]

I've somehow convinced myself that the deal will be made official the day my order arrives. This oddity I put down to my reading of The Wind-up Bird Chronicle, in which I constantly attempt to find seeming links between things.

 

[Jeffrey]

Yes indeed. Dwelling upon the matter unnecessarily will draw it out further, seemingly. Keeping a relaxed disposition, it will all pass by smoothly. As in life.

 

[Jeffrey]

It will be pleasant to put this behind us and move on.

Streetz, if it was up to me, I would re-title the thread to give it a brighter and more official gleam, but anything else is up to my colleagues.

 

[Jeffrey]