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Can you Imagine what types of Professions some players would've taken the path to had they not become Professional Footballers

Materazzi-Butcher
Crouch-Apple picker
Beckham-Fairy queen in a childrens show
Gattuso-A Psychotic actor in movies
 

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Zidane - Ballet Dancer

Ronaldinho - Toothpaste Commercial Actor

Ronaldo - B-List Toothpaste Commercial Actor

Beckham - Unemployed

Robinho - Circus Clown

Ibrahimovic - Mime

Henry - Politician

Eto'o - Civil Rights Activist/ Part-Time Sports-Caster

Rooney - Cheap Male Escort

Drogba - Security Guard
 

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Dekalog said:
Ronaldo - B-List Toothpaste Commercial Actor

Beckham - Unemployed

Robinho - Circus Clown

Rooney - Cheap Male Escort

Drogba - Security Guard
:howler: :howler: LMAO!

Excellent.
 

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Allthrough Beckham dosnt know how many 2+2 are, i think he would become a Model.

Excelent thread BTW. Bandiera 1 - 0 Calcio :howler:
 

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LiquidFire said:
hasn't there been a thread like this before?

oh well, this thread is started by bandiera, no one should be surprised.
Yes we were waiting for the Brain stimulating threads from you,but we weren't surprised when they didn't come. :rolleyes: :googly: :finger:
 

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Bandiera said:
Yes we were waiting for the Brain stimulating threads from you,but we weren't surprised when they didn't come. :rolleyes: :googly: :finger:
:howler:

Great comeback Schumy:D
 

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MutOofd said:
since ass=brain in your case, buy a dildo :thumbsup:
And shove it up your ass?
 

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Thomas Gravesen - Assasin for hire
Djibrill Cisse - Street thug
Paolo Maldini - Model for Versace
Jamie Carragher - Used car salesman
 

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Freddie Ljunberg- Porn star
Totti- Journalist
Lampard- Scientist
Luis Figo- Teacher
Maradona- Singer
 

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Thierry Henry - comedian
Rooney - a drunk
Crouch - a shitty basketball player
Ronaldinho - Herbal Essence commercials
 
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