[Cecco]

This was written by a real hardcore LAZIALE who's name is TRILUSSA!

Un lupo disse a Giove: "Delle pecore dicono che so' un ladro. Ce vo' un freno per impedi' che inventino 'ste chiacchiere."
E Giove je rispose : " Rubba meno!"

(TRILUSSA)

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LAZIO E BASTA

 

[oltre-la-morte]

Being that God chose to make me be born in the United States, and due to my ignorance of the Italian language, which is at least partially my own fault, would you please be so kind as to translate? I would be indebted to you for it. Thanks and sorry for any bad feelings . . . but hey, like it or not, I am on your side. I am 100% for Lazio too. My ways are just different. This does not make us enemies. . . . just different as any two human beings should be. Otherwise, the world would be a boring place and life would not be worth living.

BTW, what did you do in the Italian Army? Alpini? Bersaglieri?

 

[la_principessa]

Capisco, ma penso che e buffo non solo in una manniera del calcio. E come questo per gli inglesi/americani/altri chi non parlano italiano:

--"Doctor, it hurts when I pull my ear and wiggle it!"
--"Then don't do that."

 

[oltre-la-morte]

Thanks La_Prinipessa for the translation. Sadly, the logic is lost on me.