[Mestalla]

Well confused is what they've been ever since Amedeo was kicked the fcuk out! p

I taught we needed a sporting director's thread, to discuss whichever clueless jackass they decide to hire every six months.

Currently we have two of them. One is Juan Sanchez, who still thinks he's in retirement and does jackshit all day :wallbang:

Damn, he even looks lazy in pics :wallbang:

Then ofcourse, we have the newly hired Le Moustache, or Mr Pringles:

Please excuse that pic, it was taken when he was a younger potato chip. Nowadays he looks like this:

And looks like this when he's drunk..

And once the fcuker gets drunk, he fantasizes about crap players which is bad news for us.

 

[Mestalla]

But seriously, as long as we keep the moustache sober, I think we'll do fine.

Today Las Provincias reported that Juan Sanchez seemed confused and shocked after he had a meeting with his fellow SD Xabier Azgargorta (although this may have something to do with Xabier's office looking like this), but they are reporting he may resign soon after that meeting.

They clearly can't work together but lets wait and see what happens.

 

[Mestalla]

Juan Sanchez says he feels undermined and neglected as Villalonga held interviews with the whole VCF staff aside from him

Various Valencia news sources say he may hand in a resignation in the upcoming days..

 

[Elysion]

lol mestella i take my hat off to you.. you really have a talent for finding pictures
since when did u first start this fetish in finding pictures btw? its very interesting

 

[Los Che Forever]

Juan Sanchez is a ****, not too sure about the other nobber.

But Sanchez is seriously a mong.

 

[Mestalla]

since when did u first start this fetish in finding pictures btw?

Since I first saw Pam Anderson.

Juan Sanchez is a ****, not too sure about the other nobber.

Moustache has been here only a few days and yet we've been linked with quite a few players in his arrival. Which shows that he's actually doing something. The secret must be in the potato chips.

Meanwhile, Superdeporte was so bored with Juan Sanchez' "activities" that they repeated the Palop story a hundred times.

 

[Los Che Forever]

So, Xavier (forgot his last name ) thingy is trying things? I bet it falls apart.

Btw, Juan Sanchez is looking pretty suave in his pic.

 

[Mestalla]

Btw, Juan Sanchez is looking pretty suave in his pic.

I just knew you'd make a comment :googly:

 

[Nacka]

Hm, isn't that guy Corey Feldman, the forgotten actor from The Lost Boys etc?

No wonder he isn't getting anything done, he's just pretending to be a sporting director...

 

[Los Che Forever]

I just knew you'd make a comment :googly:

It's true though.

Hm, isn't that guy Corey Feldman, the forgotten actor from The Lost Boys etc?

No wonder he isn't getting anything done, he's just pretending to be a sporting director...

Haha, i was just gonna post that comparison, they do like scarily alike. :thumbsup:

 

[Elysion]

Since I first saw Pam Anderson.

lol yea if its porn/hot girls i will always manage to find them too
lol like the spidergirl nipple shots but .. other stuffs i turn lazy haha

 

[Mestalla]

No wonder he isn't getting anything done, he's just pretending to be a sporting director...

That explains a lot :wallbang:

 

[Mestalla]

I dare you guys to guess which one of them this is

lol yea if its porn/hot girls i will always manage to find them too
lol like the spidergirl nipple shots but .. other stuffs i turn lazy haha

err..a little bit too much information there but ok.. (where can i find that spider thingy though? :nervous.

 

[Blaz]

Juan Sanchez can suck a fat one.

 

[Mestalla]

By the way a LOT of papers are saying he is resigning very soon or already has. Great, we need someone who is can run things. Yesterday in his first day on the job, the moustache spoke with all of Silva's, Sisi/Gavilan's, and Reguiero's agents. In comparison, that's 40 days of work for Mr. Sanchez.

Lets hope he continues this crazy - carboni like work ethic. All hail potato chips! :thumbsup:

 

[Mestalla]

Juan Sanchez can suck a fat one.

Just how fat are we talking here?

Miguel Brito fat or the envied Hedwiges fat?

 

[Blaz]

Hedwiges fat, off course. Maduro is papa for Miguel :thumbsup:

 

[Blaz]

I'm reading we will sell Sisi for like 700 thousand euros, seriously, what the ****.

 

[Mestalla]

Yeah I bet that fcuking hotdog costs more :wallbang: The jackasses should atleast plant a buyback.

I wonder who is in charge of this, if it's that hairy guy then maybe he has an excuse of not knowing the kids real value after not seeing him play much, if the deal is not over yet (I haven't read the details) Sanchez should interfere if he isn't too lazy to drive from his house which is approximately two minutes away.

 

[Mestalla]

Juan Sanchez being asked "Why do you suck so much??"

To which he answers "I don't know" and walks away...

I gotta say I'm impressed with Fernando though, he has quickly given our most important players better contracts, got the keeper we needed in a couple of weeks, something Sanchez couldn't do for three months and this Nando seems like a hard working bald fella. The best of luck to the bastard