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What the F##K!!!!

I just bought a new car two weeks ago and have washed it twice already because goddam birds keep treating my vehicle like a toilet! F##K it's a 2002 model, not some 1980s FORD/GM garbage! I look at my parents cars in the driveways (their cars used to get S##T on all the time) and their's are spotless!

What gives? Some international bird conspiracy to shi_t all over my wheels?
 

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What the Fu*k. This has nothing to do with anything we care about. Maybe if u added Oliveira is a co*ck suckin dumb mother fuc*ken bastard, then this post would make some more sense. U can write about anything u want, but just add Oliveira's name with some profanity behind it and we will all agree no matter what u are talking about;)
 

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Lomes said:
What the F##K!!!!

I just bought a new car two weeks ago and have washed it twice already because goddam birds keep treating my vehicle like a toilet! F##K it's a 2002 model, not some 1980s FORD/GM garbage! I look at my parents cars in the driveways (their cars used to get S##T on all the time) and their's are spotless!

What gives? Some international bird conspiracy to shi_t all over my wheels?
Marco , I used to have the same problem :)
But after a while I figured out the only way to deal with the problem was not to park under the tree, but if you wanna keep parking there either buy a car cover or poison the birds :)
 

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On one hand, parking in shade will perserve your interior as well as the exterior paint. Ont he other hand, if your main source for shade is a tree, you'll need to wash the car twice a week.
 

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What color is it? IT seems for some reason birds like to do thier business on the bright green color a bit more than other colors. Other than that you may want to consider building a garage-it may seem expensive-but it beats out the costs of cleaning twice a week for the next year depending on where you go to clean it.
 

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Pila said:
On one hand, parking in shade will perserve your interior as well as the exterior paint. Ont he other hand, if your main source for shade is a tree, you'll need to wash the car twice a week.

And if you park under some sap sweating tree like a pine, then your bigger problem is not easily washed bird sh*t, but sap that fuses to your car's paint and never washes off. :mad:
 

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Lomes said:
What the F##K!!!!

I just bought a new car two weeks ago and have washed it twice already because goddam birds keep treating my vehicle like a toilet! F##K it's a 2002 model, not some 1980s FORD/GM garbage! I look at my parents cars in the driveways (their cars used to get S##T on all the time) and their's are spotless!

What gives? Some international bird conspiracy to shi_t all over my wheels?

It's the Benfica Aguias Lomes :tongue:
 

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F1Soccer-Por. said:
Other than that you may want to consider building a garage-it may seem expensive-but it beats out the costs of cleaning twice a week for the next year depending on where you go to clean it.
A garage should actually improve the situation, but only as long as the birds don't start to nest inside of it...:D
 
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