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Any ideas? :D
 

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Stalking:D
 

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Obsolutely! Have you tried the HBITBOHRDAWF method?
 

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They'll try to fool you with a restraining order but their just playing hard to get!!:D
 

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Pila said:
Obsolutely! Have you tried the HBITBOHRDAWF method?


Do tell!!!
 

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Approach the skirt of your choice and say, "Hey, Baby! I'm thiry-something, bald, overweight, heart-attack prone, recently divorced and available! Wanna feck?
 

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move to Montreal. The frecnh women offer little to no resistance. Open for business 24/7.
 

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OK, but does it help if I have a full head of hair, a good heart, am physically fit and just plain f*cking horny? :D
 

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Lomes said:
move to Montreal. The frecnh women offer little to no resistance. Open for business 24/7.

Intersting, but can you air mail some of those ladies cuz I don't know when I'll be in the greater Montreal area. :D
 

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bah! Your in Florida! Overhere we call Florida "New Quebec" seeing on how Quebeckers flock down there in droves!

I kid you not when I say open for business 24/7.
 

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Dae said:
OK, but does it help if I have a full head of hair, a good heart, am physically fit and just plain f*cking horny? :D
No. That f*cks up that whole HBITBOHRDAWF method. Hey, man - I tried to help, but if I knew a method for full headed, fit, horny dumbasses, I'd be using it myself and guarding it like the plague in the process.
 

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Dae, aren't u married:D


Uh, yeah, technically. ;)



Pila, I get yer point but are you saying i gotta get fat and fugly to get chicks? If so, what kind of chicks am I getting? :D
 

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Pila, I get yer point but are you saying i gotta get fat and fugly to get chicks? If so, what kind of chicks am I getting? :D
Uh, buck-toothed Shamu? :D

Huh, considering your current situation, when I first saw the title I thought this thread was gonna be about you giving the rest of us tips. :)
 

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That's what I thought also. Bastard sucked me in too.
 

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Yeah, I just a fountain of ideas. :rollani: ;)
 

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lol. Have you tried the naked arrival?
 

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Uh, you're confusing tactics for picking up chicks with tactics for getting arrested on indecency charges. No thanks. ;)
 

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Sigh, but sadly the prostitute market is limited to crack whores. No thanks. Or are you implying I'd have to pay for it just to get it? ;)


Meanie! :tongue:
 
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