[Dae]

Any ideas?

 

[BeiraMarense]

Stalking

 

[Pila]

Obsolutely! Have you tried the HBITBOHRDAWF method?

 

[BeiraMarense]

They'll try to fool you with a restraining order but their just playing hard to get!!

 

[Dae]

Obsolutely! Have you tried the HBITBOHRDAWF method?

Do tell!!!

 

[Pila]

Approach the skirt of your choice and say, "Hey, Baby! I'm thiry-something, bald, overweight, heart-attack prone, recently divorced and available! Wanna feck?

 

[Lomes]

move to Montreal. The frecnh women offer little to no resistance. Open for business 24/7.

 

[Dae]

OK, but does it help if I have a full head of hair, a good heart, am physically fit and just plain f*cking horny?

 

[Dae]

move to Montreal. The frecnh women offer little to no resistance. Open for business 24/7.

Intersting, but can you air mail some of those ladies cuz I don't know when I'll be in the greater Montreal area.

 

[Lomes]

bah! Your in Florida! Overhere we call Florida "New Quebec" seeing on how Quebeckers flock down there in droves!

I kid you not when I say open for business 24/7.

 

[Pila]

OK, but does it help if I have a full head of hair, a good heart, am physically fit and just plain f*cking horny?

No. That f*cks up that whole HBITBOHRDAWF method. Hey, man - I tried to help, but if I knew a method for full headed, fit, horny dumbasses, I'd be using it myself and guarding it like the plague in the process.

 

[Kiyan]

Dae, aren't u married

 

[Dae]

Dae, aren't u married

Uh, yeah, technically.



Pila, I get yer point but are you saying i gotta get fat and fugly to get chicks? If so, what kind of chicks am I getting?

 

[Tim]

Pila, I get yer point but are you saying i gotta get fat and fugly to get chicks? If so, what kind of chicks am I getting?

Uh, buck-toothed Shamu?

Huh, considering your current situation, when I first saw the title I thought this thread was gonna be about you giving the rest of us tips.

 

[Pila]

That's what I thought also. Bastard sucked me in too.

 

[Dae]

Yeah, I just a fountain of ideas. :rollani:

 

[BeiraMarense]

lol. Have you tried the naked arrival?

 

[Dae]

Uh, you're confusing tactics for picking up chicks with tactics for getting arrested on indecency charges. No thanks.

 

[Freddie]

Dae.... cash money works well.

 

[Dae]

Sigh, but sadly the prostitute market is limited to crack whores. No thanks. Or are you implying I'd have to pay for it just to get it?


Meanie! :tongue: