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got it today on email. I don't know if this is all true, but it sounds
incredible.

:D

Have a history teacher explain this if they can!
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat!
Lincoln was shot at the theatre named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the "kicker":
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Lincoln was shot in a theatre and the assassin ran to a
warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a
theatre.
 

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bono said:
got it today on email. I don't know if this is all true, but it sounds
incredible.

:D

Have a history teacher explain this if they can!
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat!
Lincoln was shot at the theatre named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the "kicker":
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Lincoln was shot in a theatre and the assassin ran to a
warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a
theatre.
And the biggest one of them all??? Not only they all had names, but all were off spring to a mommy and daddy, whom, coincidentally, all had arms and legs to boot!

Wow!
 

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Re: Re: OT: Pure Coincidence

Pila said:
And the biggest one of them all??? Not only they all had names, but all were off spring to a mommy and daddy, whom, coincidentally, all had arms and legs to boot!

Wow!
Are you pulling our legs, Pila? Are you trying to say that in addition to all those useless facts Bono just told us, these two former US presidents had all arms and legs to boot?

Not buying it!
 

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Yep. It's right there on the internet for all to see.
 

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bono said:
I havent told you anything! Dont put me there ... its just an email I receieved. If it wasts your time, then ... dont ... waste your time with it! Be gone.
It's a slow day... I've read it at least ten times. I'm going to read it one more time, but that's it, damn it!
 

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All assassins have three names. It's the law.

John Wilkes Booth
Lee Harvey Oswald
Mark David Chapman
John Hinckley Junior
Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan
 

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bono said:
...Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
etc. etc..
One of the first garage sales I went to after moving to the states I found this stuff mounted on a phony antique plaque with the ominous title: "Lincoln - Kennedy....COINCIDENCE?" This thing's been around at least since I was a yoot...still have it somewhere, I chuckled recently at the shit...
 
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