DAGOODS = RATINGS
This is DAGOODS, your ruler!
This is a friendly reminder that YOUR DAY of reckoning is coming!
Yes, today begins a new order: Make the AMERICAS Great Again!!!
DAGS has a special msg for all of you: Europeons, Desert Rats, Speedy Africans, and Fried Wontons, respectively!
You, inferiors, are lower than the dust and don't you forget it.
But who are we kidding?
Come December, the Great Wh0re (aka the old continent) will be our main and only competition!
First, you stole our gold and other natural resources.
Then you proceeded to rape our women and enslave our men and children.
You brought a host of terrible new diseases, including h0m0sexuality, to the AMERICAS!
Despite all these atrocities, you have failed!
Latin America has taken over the World!
Latin Music is the best in the World: Bad Bunny > Harry Styles!
Latinos are the Best Lovers in the World! You can rest assured peons, no woman has ever left Dagoods' arms unsatisfied!
Latinas are the most beautiful women in the World. Beauty is but a curse to our women! Brazilians, Colombians, and many more!
Latin American Cuisine is the best in the World! Thank you, Peru and Mexico.
Nobody can beat us on the dance floor! MIAMI is the Capital of Latin America! Miami is home to the best clubs on earth!
And last but not least: FOOTBALL! Four of the top Five footballers of all-time are Latin Americans, specifically South Americans!
The Europeons have won 4 consecutive World Cups; unfortunately, there is no denying that.
How so? How have they managed to pull off such feat?
How could this be, when Europeons are known to be weak, pathetic, and quite feminine?
Simple, many have incorporated Speedy Africans into their National Teams!
Another factor is: They have raped our footy farm systems for way too long. We cannot keep our prodigies/our biggest promises!
As a result, these young lads are forced to embrace the Europeon Culture/Mentality (Bend Over Mentality)!
These innocent kids are stripped of their mental toughness, character, and determination!
Sadly, MESSI is the perfect example of this. Just look how long it took him to overcome this EUROPEON mentality!
He has led his country to consecutive International Triumphs and is still hungry for more!
December, cannot come fast enough! We will take over that Halal Meat Nation with our brand of football!
All the inhabitants of said Halal Meat Nation (and neighboring countries) will embrace our culture!
After one of ours wins the World Cup, they too (the Halal Meats) will walk around with the Latino SWAG!
They will look at our people (Latinos traveling abroad) and say to us: "We are BROWN like you!"
IL WRONGO, sorry Halal Meats, you are sadly mistaken. We are not "brown," you muppets!
We are the CHOSEN FEW! And we, for the most part, have been blessed with beautiful Golden Honey Skin Tone!
Dagoods, The Sun King of XT, has returned to save this dump from oblivion, again!
The clock is ticking, the FIFA World Cup is around the corner.
We will bring the Cup back where it belongs: In the AMERICAS...stay tuned!