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This is a follow-up of the discussion that some of us are having in another thread about an XT calendar. :D Payman and Icarus7 were talking about setting up a private company, and what better way to ensure the money roll in fast and furious than having an XT calendar of the droolalicious male posters of XT. :eek: I've always said, you lot are prime GQ material!! ;)

Take it away... :)

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Tell you what Payman, I would invest some money into your company but I’ve got a business deal more wired to the notion of Speedos. :eek: What say you we make a calendar of the XT gentlemen a la the Italian NT calendar, we can make big bucks with that. :greed: Hmmm…

February: Payman
Payman the Frenchie takes the month of Valentine’s Day, posing with a rose in his mouth and in front of a huge portrait of Cupid… :tongue:
June: Icarus7
He’s got a swimmer’s bod :eek:, so he goes with the lovely summer month. Set in an exotic beach in the Caribbean, with gently lapping waves and clear blue skies as the backdrop, Icarus7 poses in front of a coconut palm tree with a garland of flowers around his neck. :eek:
July: Kostas
The bronzed Greek god wearing micro-mini Speedos and a clown hat… with a stunning backdrop of majestic Greek columns bathed in swathe upon swathe of white cloth. :angel:
August: Bono
Dress him up with a pair of wings and feelers, make him a Spelling Bee mascot I say. The ladies demand to see Bono coated in honey! :cool:
October: Laudrup
Hmmmm, Tyge in a fetching pair of red and white Speedos lying on a carpet of luxuriant grass with one hand languidly supporting his head a la his hero Michael Laudrup's brother (sister?) Brian (Brianna? Michael? Elvis????) in the Denmark-Brazil game in World Cup 98… :happy:
November: JKris
The brave Swede struts his stuff in front of an ice-hotel set in his native town, upping the icy temperatures of November to the smokin’ hot range with a pic of him wearing nothing but a state-of-the-art pair of Speedos (woven by revolutionary technology, and 100% made of ice!!) and an alluring smile. :devil:

:D:D:D

Neddie now all your troubles regarding financing XT are solved, just get them boys to pose for the camera and the money will be rolling in. Remember, you heard it here first! :happy: :D
 

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Alive&Kicking said:
Tell you what Payman, I would invest some money into your company but I’ve got a business deal more wired to the notion of Speedos. :eek: What say you we make a calendar of the XT gentlemen a la the Italian NT calendar, we can make big bucks with that. :greed: Hmmm…

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That is absolutely brilliant! :star:

We still need January, March, April, May, September and December...

What about: Geert, Anders, Tim, Jern, Pila, and Glen?
 

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Shaaaaaaaaan,

I have to admit that your idea is close to being what one could call it brillant!:thumbsup:

Sounds good to me! :thumbsup:

And I think you're underestimating me and my body badly. :stress: For your info, I have been hitting the gym religiously 4 times a week for the past couple of months!:cool::thumbsup: Just wait a couple of months and I could give Joey and all the rest of the guys in here and beyond a memorable run for their money!:stuckup: You know, retired footballers are no slackers...:groan: :tongue::D

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Now, how about a female calendar hey ladies? Joey, make the nominations please!:)

Cheers.;)
 

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Phoenix said:
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That is absolutely brilliant! :star:

We still need January, March, April, May, September and December...

What about: Geert, Anders, Tim, Jern, Pila, and Glen?
Excellent!!! Great minds think alike Phoenix! :D

I can't wait!!! :happy:

Glen and Anders can do a Viking theme (I second Humbird's suggestion of horned Viking helmets!), Geert will be sitting in a giant chocolate fondue pot and covered in chocolate (but of course!), Tim in a sexy cowboy get-up (should we have him pose on a cactus??), Pila wearing a FC Porto jersey and lying on a bed of Portuguese egg-tarts with a giant "EAT ME" sign on his chest, and Jern - of course Jern will be togged up in fishnet stockings and heavy make-up, wearing a Manchester United jersey and resting on a red furry sofa with an inflatable doll of Sir Alex by his side. :howler::tongue:

W00t-w00t!!! :D
 

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Alive&Kicking said:
Glen and Anders can do a Viking theme (I second Humbird's suggestion of horned Viking helmets!),
I can just see Glen standing jauntily in his drakkar...:D
 

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Alive&Kicking said:
Tim in a sexy cowboy get-up (should we have him pose on a cactus??),
Well, that is if your mental image of me hasn't taken a turn for the worse after those hairy revelations... :D
 

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Pila's scene is all wrong... there's no such thing as Portuguese egg-tarts.
 

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Nevermind the fact that you wouldn't catch Pila dead wearing ...


... an "EAT ME" sign.
 

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Alrighty then, how about Pila posing in a Benfica kit in front of the statue of Eusebio?
 

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Also, I don't want to be on a bed during my shoot.

... and I'd like my trailer airconditioned, and the crust on my white bread cut... and I don't like bright artificial light, makes me look too pale.

If you insist on shooting indoors, than I need atpmospheric density perfected to that of the tropics - I like what humidity does to my hair... makes me look sex-xxxy! :cool:

I'll need a facial massage pre/post shooting.

Lili must fetch all my beers. ... and rub my feet.

The following mags/papers in my trailer every morning:

Soap Digest... uh.. I mean, Football Digest:nervous: NY Times, Philadelphia Inquirer, Star Ledger and Erotica Daily.

That is all

ps porto jersey ain't gonna work, sorry.
 

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Pila said:
Also, I don't want to be on a bed during my shoot.

... and I'd like my trailer airconditioned, and the crust on my white bread cut... and I don't like bright artificial light, makes me look too pale.

If you insist on shooting indoors, than I need atpmospheric density perfected to that of the tropics - I like what humidity does to my hair... makes me look sex-xxxy! :cool:

I'll need a facial massage pre/post shooting.

Lili must fetch all my beers. ... and rub my feet.

The following mags/papers in my trailer every morning:

Soap Digest... uh.. I mean, Football Digest:nervous: NY Times, Philadelphia Inquirer, Star Ledger and Erotica Daily.

That is all

ps porto jersey ain't gonna work, sorry.
sounds like P-Lo has his demands...i suggest these be outlined in his P-Lo's contract
 

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Pila said:
I like what humidity does to my hair... makes me look sex-xxxy! :cool:
Alright, Benfica kit in the Amazon. :tongue:
 

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Phoenix said:
Alrighty then, how about Pila posing in a Benfica kit in front of the statue of Eusebio?
How about an action shot? A captured-still as I leap slightly with an oversized beach ball over my head... scarf flowing behind, collar leisurely flapping gently on my face... green thong hardly visible through my white shorts...

*burp*

That might work.
 

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You all all WAY OFF!

Pila's photo:

Pila sitting in his office chair, reclining slightly, feet up on desk, observing Pila-Rated PG-13 porn on his office computer. Clad only in Benfica tie, black socks and sandals. On the desk there is a sardine sandwich. Oil drips down Pila's chest. He is grinning.
 

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Pila said:
Pila's scene is all wrong... there's no such thing as Portuguese egg-tarts.
Pila said:
Nevermind the fact that you wouldn't catch Pila dead wearing ...


... an "EAT ME" sign.
Pila said:
ps porto jersey ain't gonna work, sorry.
Pila! :frownani:

I guess I will have to resort to drugging you then. ;)

If 12 months are too few, we can have a one-pic-a-day deal. Garrincha, Bastin, Boyo, Michel, Prince-O, Martin... 2004 promises to be a great year. :happy::cool:
 

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If ye want some cheap two-bit calendar, I'm sure there's plenty of models out there looking for lunch money. But if yer looking to corner the market of tasteful male-model calendars, then ye gonna need top flight talent. And top flight talent don't come cheap. I'm not just gonna whore myself in any old raggedy sheep-humping jersey! Sorry, but I have my limits. I have prestige to uphold. Nothing but the best Sardine juice-stained apparel for me, or bust. :stuckup:

That is all.
 

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Neddie now all your troubles regarding financing XT are solved, just get them boys to pose for the camera and the money will be rolling in. Remember, you heard it here first! :happy: :D
Yes, if this idea works I'll give credit where it's due. This is not the first time that the idea has popped up actually, but now I DEMAND that there'll be a concrete follow-up to this instead of just empty talk like last time!

For every $10 donation we'll send one calendar. And it'll be voluntary on the models' part, sorry! It should already VERY rewarding to have your pic displayed for a month on someone's bedroom (well, can be for longer period if the buyer uses your pic as dart target ;))

As for the candidates and how they will pose. A&K, do you have speedo fetish or what? I'd have thought you can come up with a wider variety of outfits rather than speedos of different colours...
 
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