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TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH

1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them.
2. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their beer.
3. You can legally kill yourself.
4. You can legally be killed.
5. You're exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you.
6. You think you are a world power, but everyone else thinks Copenhagen is your capital.....
7. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a national tradition.
8. You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country.
9. You live in the most densely populated country in Europe, and still you've never seen your neighbours.
10. If the economy is bad, blame the Germans. If a war is started, blame the Germans. If you lose your keys, blame the Germans.
11. Bikes are public property. Locks are a challenge.
Nicked it from another forum but it sure made me chuckle :D especially no. 10 :D :D
 

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2,6,7,8,10 and 11 are :D .
 

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top 10 reasons for being dutch? To my opinion you posted eleven reasons for being dutch wally

But it is :D
 

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Lol, great Wally... just 10, oops 11 reasons?? I'd have so many!! :D
I'll put them in my class... :cool: or in my bedroom...

My mates and parents can't stand the Dutchies any longer... I can't understand why... :eek: :D
 

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Dalila said:
Lol, great Wally... just 10, oops 11 reasons?? I'd have so many!! :D
I'll put them in my class... :cool: or in my bedroom...

My mates and parents can't stand the Dutchies any longer... I can't understand why... :eek: :D
You given us a bad name in Italy? :mad: :mad: :tongue: :D
 

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Wally said:
You given us a bad name in Italy? :mad: :mad: :tongue: :D
:howler: :howler: No, don't worry... they just can't stand me any longer talking about Holland! :eek: :D :tongue:
 

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I can't undertand this one :confused: ... can someone explain me please? :eek:

7. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a national tradition.
 

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Bazman said:
Iv'e never come across anyone who thinks that Copenhagen is the capital of Holland. They all know it's The Hague :rolleyes:
When my dad made a trip to the States one guy, thought that Belgium was the capital of Holland. :howler:


Dalila said:
I can't undertand this one :confused: ... can someone explain me please? :eek:
Maybe you need to be a dutch (or belgian for that mather) to understand this one. :D ;)
 

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Dalila said:
Lol, great Wally... just 10, oops 11 reasons?? I'd have so many!! :D
I'll put them in my class... :cool: or in my bedroom...

My mates and parents can't stand the Dutchies any longer... I can't understand why... :eek: :D
:howler: me too..i have so many reasons!:D
 

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Wally said:
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH

1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them.
2. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their beer.
3. You can legally kill yourself.
4. You can legally be killed.
5. You're exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you.
6. You think you are a world power, but everyone else thinks Copenhagen is your capital.....
7. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a national tradition.
8. You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country.
9. You live in the most densely populated country in Europe, and still you've never seen your neighbours.
10. If the economy is bad, blame the Germans. If a war is started, blame the Germans. If you lose your keys, blame the Germans.
11. Bikes are public property. Locks are a challenge.

That is sooooo funny!!!! And from what I know about you guys I guess it is also true to a certain extent. i will try to write something like this for my native country.
 

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Kampfschwein said:
Maybe you need to be a dutch (or belgian for that mather) to understand this one. :D ;)
So I'll never know it?! :eek: :cry:
 

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delpi_vanni_10 said:
Michy, still dreaming of a trip to there? ;)
Of course!! :D :cool: I'll never stop dreaming of it! :)
 
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