My personal list for anelka replcements

It has come to the attention of alot of madridista's that since anelka is gone, we need a top quality replacement. We payed alot for him, and need a good replcement. Here is my list:
Recoba-Inter: Top quality player and wants out of inter. El chino would fit in perfectly. Baggio over Recoba? The pope is muslim?

Catanha-Malaga: We have shown alot of interest in him, but have'nt gotten the signature. Scores like a serial killer on the lose, can't figure out why he is with a club like malaga as he is obviously at champions league level if you get my point.

Saviola-River Plate: Very very very very very very very very very talented. It would be a perfect fit; he has matured for euroean level, he was voted best south american player of the year by El Pais newspaper. Could you imagine If Barca buy Aimar, Saviola against Aimar this year in Spain?

Muzzi-Udinese: Most underated italian forward. Great skill, don't know his age and is up for a cheap price. He is like ronaldinho(Gaucho) - $20 million

Zalayeta-Juventus: In my opinion, second to recoba in Uruguay. Was by far they best player for uruguay at the copa america, can play good with the big boys, after starting vs. inter and setting up a goal, but a spell at Sevilla.

Phillips-Sunderland: Best english striker. People might argue, but it is my opinion. No player has brought his club up so high like phillips did with sunderland. Scored the most goals and keegan should cry about not substuting him for stupid ass shearer.

Daniel Montenegro-Independiente: Alot of you probably don't know him, but bring up his name in argentina and the people will rave. Scored great for my second club(independiente is my second club) and is second too cambiasso on independiente.