Ok, so my mom...being the nosy **** that she is, walked in on my brother, and this is all you heard thru the whole 3 story house..
"Goddamn mom don't you ever Knock??"
"What are ashamed of? I saw you when you were a baby, and you haven't changed much."
Actually, I think the poster there was trying to make the same point you are...GaGa said:I find it quite silly that they can openly talk about it, yet not talk about it with out making stupid names for it...choking the chicken...stroking the salami. I gues by adding humour to it all it's less embarrassing topic to talk about.
"I was getting a bit tired of slapping the salty sausage, but I wanted to give dad a show - in he comes, seeing me pet the one eyed snake. He says, 'Don't worry, dear - he is just cleaning out the pipes.' I said, 'Damn right, I'm just rubbing my rod, which is GOOD and NATURAL and HEALTHY - HONESTLY!!' Just then I kinda got the squit spasms, dropped my trolleys and coughed my filthy yoghurt. Much fun and hilarity ensued. "