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Bwahahaha!! :D

Hilarious thread...

This one's my favorite post:

Ok, so my mom...being the nosy **** that she is, walked in on my brother, and this is all you heard thru the whole 3 story house..

"Goddamn mom don't you ever Knock??"
"What are ashamed of? I saw you when you were a baby, and you haven't changed much."
 

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I find it quite silly that they can openly talk about it, yet not talk about it with out making stupid names for it...choking the chicken...stroking the salami. I gues by adding humour to it all it's less embarrassing topic to talk about.

Still foud it funny though...

"I was getting a bit tired of slapping the salty sausage, but I wanted to give dad a show - in he comes, seeing me pet the one eyed snake. He says, 'Don't worry, dear - he is just cleaning out the pipes.' I said, 'Damn right, I'm just rubbing my rod, which is GOOD and NATURAL and HEALTHY - HONESTLY!!' Just then I kinda got the squit spasms, dropped my trolleys and coughed my filthy yoghurt. Much fun and hilarity ensued.

Somehow I get a picture of a 15 year old....;)
 

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Fabulous :star: :howler: :howler:
 

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well first off....NO! :D

I was chatting with a friend yesterday and he said his mom caught him while he was watching porn. That in itself is pretty embarassing, I cant imagine how embarassing that would be.

You could safely say that dinner time would be a lot more quieter.

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Sure your friend got caught watching porn, people you need to get more creative, we all know the friend bit by now.
 

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June last year i was studying for exams with this girl from uni and i havent got a lock on my door so i decided to place a door stopper under it. As you may know it doesnt really lock the door but it makes it very diffcult to open it, especially when you have thick carpet.

Anyway, we got bored and needed a rest and decided to relieve some stress on each other so to speak. As she was 'playing the trumpet' mum knocked on the door asking if we wanted lunch and she was trying to open the door. I yelled out no and my uni friend obviously didnt say anything but just as i said, "we'll make it after", i blew and those words came out in the highest pitch voice.

i'm not sure if mum realised what was going on but i know that when someone replies in such a high pitch as such, obviously something is going on.
 

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i kinda always get away with it, but one morning while i was brushing my teeth some tooth-paste went on my school pants, i tried to rub it off but there it stayed looking like some read stuff
cbf changing em so i just went to school, chicks and all though that it was real stuff as did my parenst when i got home :notlist:
 

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We are sensitive here. :D No, i did not talk about you, I just said that in general as a reply to the topic. I would have quoted you if I directed that statement to you.
 

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Any girls out there who has some experiences to share with us about being caught pleasuring themselves?:)

Come on ladies, don't be shy!!!:tongue: It is perfectly normal!:)

Cheers.;)
 

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GaGa said:
I find it quite silly that they can openly talk about it, yet not talk about it with out making stupid names for it...choking the chicken...stroking the salami. I gues by adding humour to it all it's less embarrassing topic to talk about.


"I was getting a bit tired of slapping the salty sausage, but I wanted to give dad a show - in he comes, seeing me pet the one eyed snake. He says, 'Don't worry, dear - he is just cleaning out the pipes.' I said, 'Damn right, I'm just rubbing my rod, which is GOOD and NATURAL and HEALTHY - HONESTLY!!' Just then I kinda got the squit spasms, dropped my trolleys and coughed my filthy yoghurt. Much fun and hilarity ensued. "
Actually, I think the poster there was trying to make the same point you are...

My favorite expression though is 'flogging the log'.;)
 

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Damn it, I've learnt more slang expressions in 15-min, reading this thread, than in whole 5 university years!!! :D
And laughed my head off, too.
Almost forgot: NO. I was very cautious. :howler:
 

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Damn it, I've learnt more slang expressions in 15-min, reading this thread, than in whole 5 university years!!! :D
And laughed my head off, too.
Almost forgot: NO. I was very cautious. :howler:
Do you know what 'BUMP' means?
 
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