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Paul Hince column

A LITTLE news item caught my eye the other day which may have escaped your attention.

Manchester United, I read, have head-hunted an employee of the Disney organisation to take charge of their marketing division at Old Trafford.

For starters, the man from Disney is bound to change the name of your stadium. Forget the Theatre of Dreams. From now on, Old Trafford will be known as Never-Never Land where visiting teams never-never get a penalty.

And who will occupy Never-Never Land? Well there's Sleeping Beauty, formerly known as Rio Ferdinand. He's due a long sleep - about eight months. Peter Pan, alias Gunnar Solskjaer, will put in an occasional appearance when he's not fighting the horribly-disfigured Captain Hook (Martin Keown).

How come Peter Pan Solskjaer never gets any older? Whatever he's on, I wish he would let me have some.

Grumpy

Goofy? Ruud van Nistelrooy to a tee. It's only a joke, Ruudy!.

And then there's Snow White's dwarves to keep you prawn sandwich-munching fans entertained. Dopey and Sleepy.

Step forward and take a bow Gary and Phil.

Now who is going to play the part of Grumpy? I can't think so I'll nominate Cristiano Ronaldo.

I was thinking of you-know-who for the role but I saw him smiling the other day. Or was it wind? Incidentally, do you know the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney? Well Bing sings and Walt disney.

Get it? Oh suit yourselves.

I'm too full of Murphy's and turkey to be funny. So compliments of the season to you all.


http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/sport/football/manchesterunited/stories/Detail_LinkStory=76828.html
 
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