Actually, in many U.S. states there's a stupid law that unless you're caught with the alchohol in your hand it's not illegal for an illegal to be found drunk. Yeesh!
Back to the good spirit, Merry Christmas! Even though it's a worrying time for U.S. Soccer, ignore the bad, and instead look at the good - not just in American soccer, but in what really matters.
So all the best to you over this Holiday season!