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1) The Manchester United Virus - This where the computer develops a
memory disorder and forgets about everything before 1993.
2) The Manchester United shirt virus - This one is especially hard to
detect as it changes its format every three months.
3) The David Beckham virus - This affects newer computers mainly. The
computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing inside works.
4) The Roy Keane virus - Throws you out of Windows.
5) The Alex Ferguson virus - The computer develops a continuous whining
noise. The on screen clock runs a lot slower than all the other computers in
the building.
6) The Dwight Yorke virus - The computer is unable to get anything into
the Inbox.
7) The Ryan Giggs virus - The computer develops a processor problem
whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also experiences
dramatic fluctuations in performance.
8) The Fabien Barthez virus - You just can't save anything.
 

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:D No7 could have been renamed Andy Cole virus.:D

paw;)
 

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:D :D :D :D :D What about the Neville virus, your high tec computer turns into an ababcus:)
 

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RazorUK said:

3) The David Beckham virus - This affects newer computers mainly. The
computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing inside works.
Looks great??!! Who on earth would think Greaser Spice looks great????
 
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