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This turns some heads eh?

The only thing that comes to my head as the reason for this is that Chelsea has lacked the history to go with its current reputation.

What do you guys think?
 

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You can just imagine Chelsea walking up to the door of an exclusive club, to find Man U and Liverpool working the door.

"Can we come in?"

"Members only"

"But I've got money!"

"Really? How much"

"We can buy any player! At any club!"

"Wow, that's impressive isn't it Liverpool?"

"Yes it is, Man U"

"So can we come in?"

"No".
 

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ViscaBarcaInter said:
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You can just imagine Chelsea walking up to the door of an exclusive club, to find Man U and Liverpool working the door.

"Can we come in?"

"Members only"

"But I've got money!"

"Really? How much"

"We can buy any player! At any club!"

"Wow, that's impressive isn't it Liverpool?"

"Yes it is, Man U"

"So can we come in?"

"No".
:howler: :dielaugh:
 

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And then Chelsea went to look for someone from the inside who can bring them in. They went about and found AC Milan.

"Hey, are you going in?"

"Yes, we are. Why?"

"I want to join but the damn Scousers and Mancs are minding the door and they won't let us in."

"Did they say why?"

"No they didn't. They just said members only."

"Then what did you say?"

"I said I've got money but they mocked me."

"Money you say? How much did you say you have?"

"I said we can buy any player from any club."

"Really...?"

"Yes I did. That's when they mocked me. They mocked me by saying...."

"Hold on. How much money did you say you had again?"

"Enough to buy any player at any club. Why do you ask?"

"Well my friend *pats Chelsea on the back*, the Scousers and the Mancs are bitter because of their current reputation. You don't have to worry about them. You know what I feel like doing right now?"

"What?"

"There's this nice little cafe just beyond that street over there, they have this really great cafe latte......................"
 

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Peter Kenyon approaches the door of the G14 headquarters hidden somewhere in Europe... Suddenly the old man from scene 24 appears.

The old grizzled Manc crackles and giggles.

Manc: "HEHEHE, those who wish to pass this door must answer me these questions three."

Peter: "ask away old man, I am not afraid."

Manc: "First, what is your name?"

Peter: "Why, it is Peter Kenyon!"

Manc: "Second, what is your quest?"

Peter: "To turn Chelsea into the leading football force!"

Manc: "What is your favourite colour?"

Peter: "Blue, ugh, I don't know! ....." *ahhhhhh!* *ejected into the abyss of death*
 

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chelsea - "please let us into your club pretty please ,we have loads and loads of money"

liverpool ,manU and arsenal- "no fcuk off you chav russian bastards."
 

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Real Madrid just arrived and noticed Chelsea sitting in front of the door.

"Hey, are you the guy who want to enter our club"

"Yes, I am. But they never let us in. Why the people here are so bitter ?"

"Why ? Did you say something really bad to them ?"

"I only say that we have money to buy players at any club"

"Wow, that's wonderful ! Okay, listen to me dude, maybe I can't help you enter this club this time, but I can try to think some ways. You see, I have this player Beckham, he is the greatest footballer on earth. Since we have made friends, how about you buy him say for £100 millions ?
 

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Zhuge Liang said:
Real Madrid just arrived and noticed Chelsea sitting in front of the door.

"Hey, are you the guy who want to enter our club"

"Yes, I am. But they never let us in. Why the people here are so bitter ?"

"Why ? Did you say something really bad to them ?"

"I only say that we have money to buy players at any club"

"Wow, that's wonderful ! Okay, listen to me dude, maybe I can't help you enter this club this time, but I can try to think some ways. You see, I have this player Beckham, he is the greatest footballer on earth. Since we have made friends, how about you buy him say for £100 millions ?
hehehehehe.......reli funny yar....
 

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ViscaBarcaInter said:
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You can just imagine Chelsea walking up to the door of an exclusive club, to find Man U and Liverpool working the door.

"Can we come in?"

"Members only"

"But I've got money!"

"Really? How much"

"We can buy any player! At any club!"

"Wow, that's impressive isn't it Liverpool?"

"Yes it is, Man U"

"So can we come in?"

"No".
:dielaugh:
 

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Yeah, heh, heh.

I'm not laughing ****ers.
 

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They actually sensor words? GAH
 

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I'm pretty sure that won't go over well with Porto, seeing as they are indefinitely Chelsea's bitch.
 

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Chelsea:"That's it. I'm reporting you to FIFA."

FIFA:"What? I don't care. There's a club called G-14? Don't disturb me now - I'm still trying to sort out how we can best allocate these World Cup tickets."
 
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