Krankl should know better...

...you sure you shouldn't change to professional comedy writing ? Great post....especially the bit on Wallner...

Agree on everything you said.
Haas is what you call a complete striker, he makes amazing passes, he´s an unbelievably good free kick taker, technically gifted, reads the game like nobody else, etc...

His only weak point is that he´s a bit slow though.

There are some other players we need in our team, too:

-Thomas Winklhofer, he adds so much stability to our defense.
-Christian Prosenik, I love the guy. He´s fighting and running for 90 minutes, the future belongs to him, no doubt.
-Thanassis Andronis: We MUST hand him the Austrian citizenship, he´d bench Manninger immediately. One of those huge dark-haired greek 2m-goalies, should actually bench Eleftheropolous. Get him before Greece finds out about his talent.

Come on, MxPx. Andronis is a national hero in Greece. They even named their national stadium after him. And now Brazil wants that he works for Brazil at the WC - both as a player and as manager. The Gauchos want to prevent him from that, calling it unfair.

Oh, I forgot something. Karembeus wife wanted a divorce, as soon as she had seen Andronis. That's the reason for Karembeus suicide.

MxPx said:

-Thomas Winklhofer, he adds so much stability to our defense.

Click to expand...

That's right Thomy is so great - top quality defender :star:

Mx, you clearly should go over to Kafka every now and then....

Maybe Krankl needs some help:

Sidorczuk
Winklhofer - Jank - Prilasnig
Lederer - Hörtnagl - Reinmayr - Suchard - Ibertsberger
Haas - Brenner