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Do you guys know the Late Show? Dave Letterman does these
'top ten lists' in which he count's down to the number one reason
for a topic being 'true'. I thought it might be funny to try and do
it here at our forum. Before I start I would like to suggest to
Juventini who do not have a sense of humor or who are easy
offended to stop reading here. To the rest of you, I trust you will
see the irony of it. So here it goes.

Top ten reasons why Juventus will miss their match against Perugia:

10 The Juve players-bus will crash because one of their own
fans was driving, and we all know how blind they are.
9 They were to busy making phony threats to Massimo De Santis.
8 A newspaper reported all Juve players have false passports.
7 Juve couldn't buy the referee, so they were to scared to play.
6 All players were busy posing naked for a magazine.
5 Everyone has been saying Juve already won lo scudetto, so
they actually believed it and forgot to show up for the match.
4 Juve has spend so much on buying referees, they didn't have
enough money to pay the players... so they went on strike.
3 Juve was hoping that if they miss the match they might see
Sabrina Ferilli run naked around the field.
2 Juve heard that if they didn't miss the match, Moggi would
run naked around the field.

And the number one reason why Juventus will miss their match
against Perugia...

1 The whole team will be in jail for stealing
 

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Industrious to say the least :).
Allthough i obviously disagree vehemently I'm still able to muster a laugh on that one.

I'm a bit curious about the posing naked part though...?
Vieri is the one to do that, and last I checked, I was sad to see that he had moved around alot instead of staying to win scudetto's with Juve.

Ciao.
 

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Nice to see you have a sense of humor about this, Glen! :) :)

About the Vieri thing... it was pretty dificult to come up with 10 reasons that were both funny and in good taste. I had 9 of them and the posing naked part was the only current event I could think of to complete the list.
 

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david letterman show is great,i hope juve will lose next game against perugia,cause the parma goal was correct and if it had finished 1-1 lazio would be in the top now.
can you imagine the whole roma have a big party to celebrate the scudetto?
now it's just a dream,and the ref knows why.
 
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That's really funny dude. I have to say that I'm a Juve fan for years and I concede that the Fabio's goal was genuine. However, I balk from formulating accusations against the referee or the club. Also, I have to add that I'm very delighted watching the way Lazio have been performing lately, and the best thing for the justice of the spectacle of football and to please all fans of this magnificient sport is to see a play-off between Juve and Lazio. That way we'll see who is the best. Love
 
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Hilarious, every one of them is funny, what if one of those situations really happened?
 
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