Schumy, that was crap, i have been known to post absolutley pathetic and devoid of any humour wind-ups, but even i would be embarassed about that one.
next time you should pay a bit more attention to detail and maybe a bit of realism, then at least you will fool some of the more dimwitted of our community like nEEbz, Haroon and San Siro, if you add smilies and adjectives then San Siro is definitely out to lunch.