[Pila]

Freud has nothing on you, man! I'm sewing my ass together, just in case there's something to that observation.

 

[Freddie]

Don't over-react there buddy!

Have a great Fourth. I took a couple vacation days to bracket around our Thursday and Friday holiday days, so I won't be back til next Wednesday. Going out on my big sister's boat on the Chesapeake Bay, another couple days at honky-tonk Ocean City Maryland (tons of Jerseyites there), and other assorted nonsense. Too bad for Jure and Deniz I'm not single and 25 years old anymore, because I would definitely be coming back with some new stories for this thread. HEY YOU 20 SOMETHINGS AND COLLEGE BOYS.... you dudes need to get in gear and bring me and Pila some current, nasty-ass sex and drug stories, OK?

 

[Pila]

Damn! A whole week of crusin the Maryland shore! Nice!!!

Have a blast and stay away from tall buildings! Happy Independence day!

 

[Deniz]

What's up with the Piazza rumors anyway? Wasn't he dating some Playboy Playmate last year, and he was about to get engaged or sth, right?

 

[JureM]

And to think....this thread started off all about Brad Friedel's English accent...

 

[Pila]

And to think....this thread started off all about Brad Friedel's English accent...

... then I joined the conversation.

You'll note that all the threads I participate in end up being about p*ssy.

 

[JureM]

I guess thats why your name begins with a P....

 

[Pila]

I guess thats why your name begins with a P....

Funny you say that because the word "Pila" means just the opposite. Pila is child-friendly vocabulary for yer, uh, pee-pee.

But, by now you probably know that everything in life is about p*ussy. Even sports, when we get down to the real nitty gritty, were simply a way for us to demonstrate our superiority to entice skirt so we can get in their squirell covers. That's why there's groupies, otherwise we wouldn't even play sports.

 

[Lav]

Pila that is the truth

I ran cross country season one time for skirt, but it never happened for me as she left before the big field trip up to orlando.

Lav

 

[Pila]

So you were forced to run an insane amount of miles fer nuffin? That must of sucked!

 

[Kerry]

I was fortunate enough to have come of age during the most sexually liberated time in human history. The era between the introduction of the birth control pill and the advent of the aids epidemic. Around the early sixties to the early eighties. I remember being propositioned, yeah girls did that, because I was in an ice cream parlor and I got sprinkles on my cone. This hippie chick comes up to me and says, "Hey, you got sprinkles on your cone too. Wanna ph(*&.

Heavy sigh!!

 

[Pila]

Damn! I'm getting sprinkles on my damn cone from now on in case that broad is still around.

 

[Freddie]

I'm back from the water... so, who got laid this weekend?

 

[Dae]

Damn! I'm getting sprinkles on my damn cone from now on in case that broad is still around.

No sh*t! With gems like that, who needs pick up lines?


Kerry is my new hero.

 

[Pila]

You shoulda saw me last week walking around with Ice cream cones with sprinkles... shoved it in the face of every baby boomer fine skirt I could find. None proposed we hit the sack, however. They just called the cops.

 

[Dae]

Try gummi bears. Maybe sprinkles were 60's thing.

 

[Pila]

I don't know if I can risk it - they put me on probation, those commie bastards.

 

[Dae]

Yeah, but a 30 something dude with candy bears on his cone could come off as adorable to some chicks. Or absolutely pathetic, but then a mercy f*ck ain't too shabby, niether.

 

[Pila]

I'll take it.

 

[Deniz]

I am starting to believe that mercy f*cks are a myth:depress: