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This is a thread about jokes on other teams and obviously, the first team who has the honour to start this, can be no other team than our dear Cugini of Inter. 
Most of these jokes come from the amazing site, perdenti.com a site in honour of the Cuginastri. I've translated some of the best part of this fabulous site for your delight and laugh. Read it once and you'll laugh like crazy. Read it everyday and you'll feel almost high, with the feeling that THIS made your day. An important note: this is not to bash anyteam, let alone the poor Inter and their fans, but simply to have a good laugh here. I'll keep updating this thread on a consistant basis.
P.S. I don't know if asking the mods to make this a sticky would be too much asking since we just had an almost "revolution" to have the anecdote thread being put back as a sticky. However, I feel the info contained in this thread is one also really worthy to be a sticky...
Ok, enough blablabing, let us get started.:tongue:
Open letter from an Interista to a Milanisa
Dear Milanista,
During the last year, we Interisti, have tried to win something for 365 times. We only managed to achieve that during the summer tournaments. Here's the list of the reasons as to why we didn't win more often:
1) Ronaldo was missing.
2) It was the ref's fault.
3) Tired and fatigued for playing on wednesdays (we are not used to that).
4) It's the coach's fault.
5) Blatant lack of luck.
6) We were not given a penalty.
7) Even worst, when were given a penalty, we missed them.
8) Too many foreigners.
9) We need a forward.
10) Why the hell did we take Hakan Sukur for?
11) Vieri was missing.
12) Even worst, when Vieri was there, his mind was on his girlfriend rather than on the field.
13) I don't want to miss Big Brother on TV on wednesday nights.
14) On Tuesday nights, there's the show Chi l'hai visto? Who saw it? (the Scudetto?)...
15) This is all a conspiracy to make Juve win.
On the rare times we did win something, the victory wasn't as enjoyable as it could have been for the following reasons:
We risked to lose against the newly promoted teams.
We won thanks to an own goal.
We won but we had 3 of our players injured.
We won only at the penalty kicks.
Inferiorly yours,
Your cousin Merdazzuro.
Here's the answer of his Rossonero cousin:
My dear little cousin,
It seems you have your ideas quite confused. Here are the real and true reasons for which you have not obtained what you had wished for more often.
1) To satisfy the sponsors, you have made Ronaldo injured.
2) It is not the fault of the referee if you can't shot on the net
3) You didn't train during the summer, to be able to play during the week, you never know...
4) Not even Jesus would be able to accomplish the miracle of resuscitating dead players like Inter's players.
5) Inter is among those who create their own misfortune during the calciomercato.
6) The penalty kicks, even when you do get them, you miss them!
7) Too many pseudo-champions bought at exorbitant prices...too often.
8) More than a forward, you need a miracle! (but for this, see # 4).
9) The Turk you bought him just because he played against Milan.
10)When you purchased Vieri, didn't you understand that the other teams had over-used him?
11) Where Velina don't come, Vampeta arrives.
12) You don't have a VCR to tape the TV shows of wednesdays.
13) You don't have a VCR to tape the TV shows of tuesdays.
14) ...Hire Lucky Luciano Moggi!
On the rare occasions in which you did win something, the victory wasn't that enjoyable for the following reasons:
The newly promoted team let you win out of pity...and if you didn't score by yourself, they helped you with an own goal.
In order to win the games against the newly promoted teams, you had to prepare yourself with the same intensity and manners in which one prepares a CL final (even if you guys have no first hand experience of that)!
You won in the penalty kicks simply because the amateurs that you played against missed more than you.
Rossonerily yours.
Milanista for ever Winner.
Most of these jokes come from the amazing site, perdenti.com a site in honour of the Cuginastri. I've translated some of the best part of this fabulous site for your delight and laugh. Read it once and you'll laugh like crazy. Read it everyday and you'll feel almost high, with the feeling that THIS made your day. An important note: this is not to bash anyteam, let alone the poor Inter and their fans, but simply to have a good laugh here. I'll keep updating this thread on a consistant basis. P.S. I don't know if asking the mods to make this a sticky would be too much asking since we just had an almost "revolution"
to have the anecdote thread being put back as a sticky. However, I feel the info contained in this thread is one also really worthy to be a sticky... Ok, enough blablabing, let us get started.
:tongue:Open letter from an Interista to a Milanisa
Dear Milanista,
During the last year, we Interisti, have tried to win something for 365 times. We only managed to achieve that during the summer tournaments. Here's the list of the reasons as to why we didn't win more often:
1) Ronaldo was missing.
2) It was the ref's fault.
3) Tired and fatigued for playing on wednesdays (we are not used to that).
4) It's the coach's fault.
5) Blatant lack of luck.
6) We were not given a penalty.
7) Even worst, when were given a penalty, we missed them.
8) Too many foreigners.
9) We need a forward.
10) Why the hell did we take Hakan Sukur for?
11) Vieri was missing.
12) Even worst, when Vieri was there, his mind was on his girlfriend rather than on the field.
13) I don't want to miss Big Brother on TV on wednesday nights.
14) On Tuesday nights, there's the show Chi l'hai visto? Who saw it? (the Scudetto?)...
15) This is all a conspiracy to make Juve win.
On the rare times we did win something, the victory wasn't as enjoyable as it could have been for the following reasons:
We risked to lose against the newly promoted teams.
We won thanks to an own goal.
We won but we had 3 of our players injured.
We won only at the penalty kicks.
Inferiorly yours,
Your cousin Merdazzuro.
Here's the answer of his Rossonero cousin:
My dear little cousin,
It seems you have your ideas quite confused. Here are the real and true reasons for which you have not obtained what you had wished for more often.
1) To satisfy the sponsors, you have made Ronaldo injured.
2) It is not the fault of the referee if you can't shot on the net
3) You didn't train during the summer, to be able to play during the week, you never know...
4) Not even Jesus would be able to accomplish the miracle of resuscitating dead players like Inter's players.
5) Inter is among those who create their own misfortune during the calciomercato.
6) The penalty kicks, even when you do get them, you miss them!
7) Too many pseudo-champions bought at exorbitant prices...too often.
8) More than a forward, you need a miracle! (but for this, see # 4).
9) The Turk you bought him just because he played against Milan.
10)When you purchased Vieri, didn't you understand that the other teams had over-used him?
11) Where Velina don't come, Vampeta arrives.
12) You don't have a VCR to tape the TV shows of wednesdays.
13) You don't have a VCR to tape the TV shows of tuesdays.
14) ...Hire Lucky Luciano Moggi!
On the rare occasions in which you did win something, the victory wasn't that enjoyable for the following reasons:
The newly promoted team let you win out of pity...and if you didn't score by yourself, they helped you with an own goal.
In order to win the games against the newly promoted teams, you had to prepare yourself with the same intensity and manners in which one prepares a CL final (even if you guys have no first hand experience of that)!
You won in the penalty kicks simply because the amateurs that you played against missed more than you.
Rossonerily yours.
Milanista for ever Winner.
