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All it takes is an old argentinian
For those poor fools to keep on believen
I'm here to conquer Rome the old man shouts
But it's only the money that really counts
From the Tevere he is seeking victory
At Trigoria he will only find misery

Among fake champions you cannot fail
This time around there will be no bail
They write in the papers that he is the best
And all of a sudden they forget the rest
Bati-gol Bati-gol they let out in the air
But that sounds familiar I can surely swear

Matador Matador I'm sure was their intent
But from low life bastards what can you expect
He's says to all he wants number nine
Montella tells him he's way out of line
They say he's worth every single penny
For me five dollars were even too many

They say he's still not at his peak
Just smell him, what a reak
Along with Tottina he'll be real funky
More like a donkey and an old monkey
How quickly they seem to have forgotten
That we are the Champions and they are just nothin
They say that you need a mister that's a winner
I say no thank you I'll keep our beginner

They have a midget as their old chairman
Known better to all as a simple trash can
He promises this and promises that
Always a surprise underneath his hat
I will buy you the champion that will really fit
Save it for next time, you're so full of sh!t

I will make roma rich and really famous
Please take a look you're really disastrous
So go to the stock market and buy a few shares
You'll find plenty of them cause nobody dares

With Capello the winner at the giude of their team
We'll keep on laughing, we'll let him scream
He's used to winning with teams like milan
So if someone can do it he is your man
But it takes class not sh!t for brains
No wonder his underwear are all full of stains

But it's their fans that are really comic
They really believe their team is atomic
They anticipate victory every year
All they're left with is nothing to cheer
The derby is ours is their only reply
After the match they just sit there and cry

They will win the Uefa cup with no sweat
Not a penny on them I would bet
For their result we all do know
They all looked like comics on a tv show
They're the only supporters in a single season
That support multiple teams for a single reason
By x-mas they're out of every competition
So they have to support the rest of the nation

It's not my fault if Lazio is great
To be born losers was just your fate
You chose to become giallorottoinculo
My words to you are ma vaffanculo
Lazio became the true king of Rome
So don't you dare call it your own home
You bring laughter upon yourself along with digrace
What you need is a big fat slap across your face
To wake you up and show you reality
And see real genius and what is quality

So romista del cazzo you have nothing to live for
A life full of misery behind that closed door
For you one thing I will suggest
Please clear the way we're simply the best
At the end of the day you're just a romanetto
What can I say, "CACHETE'N PETTO"!

A special thanks to Reale for giving me a hand!!!
 

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Cool song...
Michel what are those new smilies , how can i write them ?
I know only :) :( ;) ;(
 

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BTW,did you know Cecco that there is a site that was created from the Roma Ultras and well,there is a section that well...really insults US,the LAZIALE! The team,coach,players,president,fans and Irriducibili!Someone must do sth about it! :D
 

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Lochness, for every romista site that insults us there are 3 of ours.
And what's more insulting than being a romista de merda itself?
There is no worst insult!!!!

P.S. Oooops, I'm not supposed to make fun of the romisti, I've been e-mailed and warned about this.
I think I have the world wide web record of warnings,
Mattias told me that if I don't calm down Jan will kick me out, now that you're a moderator can you tell me what I've posted lately that was insulting or full of stars? I've already told Mattias to tell Jan to email me all my vulgar topics.
I'm going on holidays in 12 days and won't be back for 10 weeks and when I get back to my pc I probably won't bother coming back on this forum!!!
 
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That poem was the best laugh I've had all week !!

CHI NON SALTA GIALLOROSSO E'!!!
 

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Cecco: hope you have a nice vacation but please, do not consider going away for good. This forum needs your energy and, yes! wit -- and you know it.

[Edited by Bonita on 17-06-2000 at 03:36]
 

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I dont understand it! :( Your last posts are excellent and you dont insult noone...Anyway,i have gone to many Lazio sites and well,i didnt see nothing that insults them the way they insult Lazio!Cecco dont even consider leaving this forum! :mad:
 

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Oh Lochness_Monster i saw some Lazio pages that insults Roma di Merdas. For example there was this site, and when the site loaded guess what i saw. There was a man taking **** in toilet and someone picture him and made some Foto montage and there it was - romista taking **** :cool::cool:
 

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Proving the moderators wrong,
Cecco keeps going strong.

Instead of 'starry' posts,
it's poetic justice at most.

Often subtle, but mostly direct,
Cecco's verbal arrows are 100% correct!!

Enjoy your vacation, but don't forget,
without you this forum is just boring and sad!
 

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:):) good one Boyo, what do u say now, Cecco ?

FORZA LAZIALI !
 

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Cecco, if you prefer debating you warnings in public we can also do that. I figured you would prefer beeing warned personally, but apparently not.

Since you have managed to make yourself the poor martyr who is bossed by the bad board owner I think I better clarify what you apparently missed completely.

You were not warned because of what you post here. You were told to stop insulting the Romanista in their forum! I am not sure if you didn't understand it or if you pretend not to so you can play the saint who is wrongly accused, but the message stays the same; show your support here and your respect elsewhere. If you cannot show respect just stay here...

I think warnings and other stuff that really only is in regard to one person should be done per email and conduct it that way myself, but on the other hand do I not like beeing made the bad guy when all I did was enforcing the rules that mean we can all be here in the first place. I do not expect any gratitude, but I do think I deserve some respect at least.

Jan
 
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Cecco, you are THE MAN. That poem is 100% quality, don't stay away from the forum, we need people to insult the Roma tifosi!
 

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Jan, this is a forum so I think everyone should know what's going on, and I don't think you are being depicted as the bad guy, but I think that people should have their opinion about this.
You,ve asked me not to go other forums and make fun of them, come on, I just went to the roma forum and told them that I dedicated a poem to them, that's all, I didn't see anyone doing wheel barrols over it.

But if this is what you want, you're the boss, so I'll avoid the other forums, it's probably best, since I went to the roma forum I'm getting a wierd smell off my pc, I'll probably have to sell it now.

P.S. Thanks everyone, and Boyo that was real nice!!!
 
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Lay off this guy !!!!!!!!!!
Give him a break !!!!!!!!!!
He's the best laugh on here.
Don't let them get you down Cecco.
 
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