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After watching my side's pathetic performance against Liverpool today, I found myself wondering how great it would be if we could replace wortthless players like Montero and Olivera with carbon copies of our best players.

What would your team look like if you had a cloning machine?

--------------------Buffon
Zambro---Canna---Canna---Zambro
--Zam---Camo----Emerson
-------------------Nedved
----------------Zlatan----Zlatan

I know many Juve fans will disagree, saying that the team won't score many goals because Zlatan can't finish and that the two Z's will just do tricks all day, but I'd just like to see this team in action.

Then again, the fact that our most useful forward isn't that great a finisher just goes to show how lacking Juve is in the attacking department, without a proper playmaker, and our best finisher is possibly the laziest player on the planet :nono:

Imagine having two Shevchenkos on the pitch :happy:
 

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My team, Partizan

Vukcevic - Vukcevic

Vukcevic - Vukcevic - Vukcevic

Brnovic - Brnovic

Mirkovic - Mirkovic - Mirkovic

Pantic from last season's CL games vs. Real

ya, well, that says it...
 

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My Team:

---------------------------Luis Nazario De Lima--------------
-Fifa P.O.Y 1996-------Dadado-------Ballon D' Or 1997-------Fifa P.O.Y. 1997
---------------Fifa P.O.Y 2002----Ballon D' Or 2002-----Pichichi 1997----
---------------------------------Pichichi 2003--------------------
-----------------------O Fenomeno------------Ronaldo (C)----------
 

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Dagoods said:
My Team:

---------------------------Luis Nazario De Lima--------------
-Fifa P.O.Y 1996-------Dadado-------Ballon D' Or 1997-------Fifa P.O.Y. 1997
---------------Fifa P.O.Y 2002----Ballon D' Or 2002-----Pichichi 1997----
---------------------------------Pichichi 2003--------------------
-----------------------O Fenomeno------------Ronaldo (C)----------
This line up was never expected from Dagoods ;)
 

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----------------Valdes---------------

Puyol------Puyol-------Puyol----Puyol

---------------Puyol----------------

-------Deco----------Deco---------

--------------Ronaldinho------------

--------Etoo--------Etoo-----------

Milan and Chelsea would probably be the only ones who would make the least use of clones.
 

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-------------Buffon-----------------
Zambro---Canna---Canna----Zambro
Camo-----Emo-----Emo------Nedved
----------DP of old--DP of old-------

Then we'd be talking
 

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gray said:
--------------------Buffon
Zambro---Canna---Canna---Zambro
--Zam---Camo----Emerson
-------------------Nedved
----------------Zlatan----Zlatan
More like this :hopefull:

gray said:
--------------------Buffon
Zambro---Canna---Canna---Zambro
--Zam---Camo----Emerson
Zalayeta----Tudor----Zalayeta
 

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I can't be arsed to making a formation out of it but here we go anyway, player by player:

Cole: left back, left midfield
Vieira: central midfield, central defence
Pires: left midfield, right midfield, central midfield, left forward, right forward
Ljungberg: see above
Reyes: see above, minus CM
Bergkamp: right forward, attacking midfield
Lauren: right back, right midfield, central midfield
Henry: right forward, left forward, left midfield
Fabregas: central midfield, right midfield
Gilberto: central midfield, central defence
Clichy: left back, left midfield
Toure: central defence, right back, right midfield, left midfield, left back, central midfield, striker
Eboue: central defence, right back, right midfield, central midfield
 

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I'll clone Haroon.

Watching Haroon v Haroon over XT would be so fun. They'll just die fighting n all :D
 

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I'll clone Haroon.

Watching Haroon v Haroon over XT would be so fun. They'll just die fighting n all :D

:D

Haroon : "Black is black"

Haroon clone :"no it isn't, black is white"
 

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khimik said:
It's far too difficult keeping up with one, let alone two ... :stuckup:
I agree...anyway, as for my team:


Lupatelli

Ujfalusi
Dainelli
Ujfalusi

Chiellini
Maresca
Maresca
Jorgensen

Miccoli

Miccoli
Pazzini
 

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First I would clone some good transfer manager who would be the one to make this formation real

------Victor Valdes-------
zeifod2---zeifod2---zeifod2---zeifod2
vorteP nitraM*--Xavi---Xavi----Martin Petrov
-------Adriano----onairdA**


* and ** - a mirror-clonings of Adriano and Martin Petrov, the two clonings must be able to play with left and respectively right foot
 

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Newcastle

Given

Dyer-Dyer-Dyer-Dyer

Dyer-Dyer-Dyer-Dyer

Dyer- Bowyer



HAHA, who would win
 
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