If I was schizophrenic.....
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I believe the correct, clinical term you mean is "Multiple Personality Syndrome".....when you are schizophrenic, you tend to suffer from from such things as delusionsional thinking....ring any bells roy
No, not reallyFred Elliot said:I believe the correct, clinical term you mean is "Multiple Personality Syndrome".....when you are schizophrenic, you tend to suffer from from such things as delusionsional thinking....ring any bells roy
Wish I'd have that tho
Can Schizophrenic chaps get both their personalities drunk??
If so, where do I sign?
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maybe you can take your feminine side out for a few drinks, some dancing and then, hey...who knows
ever heard that joke.
1 bloke walks into a pub and buys 3 beers!! and every time he goes up again he buys 3 beers, Finally the bar tender asks him why he keeps buying 3 when everyone knows that he is on his own.
The bloke replies that he has 2 brothers, and when they were together he promised them that he would drink for them.
So this continues for a few weeks then one day the bloke comes into the pub and only orders 2 beers. Everyone looks up in amazement as this bloke only orders 2 beer. now wanting to say anthign the bar tender poours 2 beers... takes the money and the guyw alks away!
next time he comes to the bar the bar tender mentions to the fella that he is sorry about the loss of one of his brothers and that this round is on the house!!
the bloke goes " nah mate, no one died. ive given up drinking ... thats all"
1 bloke walks into a pub and buys 3 beers!! and every time he goes up again he buys 3 beers, Finally the bar tender asks him why he keeps buying 3 when everyone knows that he is on his own.
The bloke replies that he has 2 brothers, and when they were together he promised them that he would drink for them.
So this continues for a few weeks then one day the bloke comes into the pub and only orders 2 beers. Everyone looks up in amazement as this bloke only orders 2 beer. now wanting to say anthign the bar tender poours 2 beers... takes the money and the guyw alks away!
next time he comes to the bar the bar tender mentions to the fella that he is sorry about the loss of one of his brothers and that this round is on the house!!
the bloke goes " nah mate, no one died. ive given up drinking ... thats all"
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