ever heard that joke.
1 bloke walks into a pub and buys 3 beers!! and every time he goes up again he buys 3 beers, Finally the bar tender asks him why he keeps buying 3 when everyone knows that he is on his own.
The bloke replies that he has 2 brothers, and when they were together he promised them that he would drink for them.
So this continues for a few weeks then one day the bloke comes into the pub and only orders 2 beers. Everyone looks up in amazement as this bloke only orders 2 beer. now wanting to say anthign the bar tender poours 2 beers... takes the money and the guyw alks away!
next time he comes to the bar the bar tender mentions to the fella that he is sorry about the loss of one of his brothers and that this round is on the house!!
the bloke goes " nah mate, no one died. ive given up drinking ... thats all"