If I was schizophrenic.....

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Liebero

Discussion Starter · Apr 25, 2002

would I be allowed to have an aliase on xtratime?

Waiting eagerly for your reply Freddie

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I believe the correct, clinical term you mean is "Multiple Personality Syndrome".....when you are schizophrenic, you tend to suffer from from such things as delusionsional thinking....ring any bells roy

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Liebero

Discussion Starter · #3 · Apr 25, 2002

Fred Elliot said:
I believe the correct, clinical term you mean is "Multiple Personality Syndrome".....when you are schizophrenic, you tend to suffer from from such things as delusionsional thinking....ring any bells roy

No, not really

Wish I'd have that tho

Can Schizophrenic chaps get both their personalities drunk??

If so, where do I sign?

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Fred Elliot

· #4 · Apr 26, 2002

maybe you can take your feminine side out for a few drinks, some dancing and then, hey...who knows

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Liebero

Discussion Starter · #5 · Apr 26, 2002

Do schizophrenic people have to buy 2 rounds??

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Beefy

· #6 · Apr 27, 2002

Fred Elliot said:
maybe you can take your feminine side out for a few drinks, some dancing and then, hey...who knows

they might need a pot of vaseline to get things going.

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Beechy

· #7 · Apr 27, 2002

ever heard that joke.

1 bloke walks into a pub and buys 3 beers!! and every time he goes up again he buys 3 beers, Finally the bar tender asks him why he keeps buying 3 when everyone knows that he is on his own.

The bloke replies that he has 2 brothers, and when they were together he promised them that he would drink for them.

So this continues for a few weeks then one day the bloke comes into the pub and only orders 2 beers. Everyone looks up in amazement as this bloke only orders 2 beer. now wanting to say anthign the bar tender poours 2 beers... takes the money and the guyw alks away!

next time he comes to the bar the bar tender mentions to the fella that he is sorry about the loss of one of his brothers and that this round is on the house!!

the bloke goes " nah mate, no one died. ive given up drinking ... thats all"

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