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Yes the ARE real names (google them if you must)

1. Stefan Kuntz
2. Chiqui Arce
3. Bongo Christ
4. Have-a-Look Dube
5. Ars Bandeet
6. Segar Bastard
7. Rafael Scheidt
8. Rod Fanni
9. Johnny Moustache
10. David Goodwillie
11. Danny Shittu
12. Johan de Cock
13. Milan Fukal
14. Quim
15. Brian Pinas
16. Bernt Haas
17. Uwe Fuchs
18. Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede
19. Wolfgang Wolf
20. Creedence Clearwater Couto
21. Norman Conquest
22. Danger Fourpence
23. Paul Dickov
24. Argelico Fuchs
25. Harry Daft



Quim
Hulk
M. Bullock
C. Kum
D. Invincibile
R. Fuchs
L. Pusineri
David Batty
Bobo Balde

http://soccerlens.com/funny-player-names/17311/
 

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Axel Witsel is pretty funny too.
 

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Thats just a wind-up name...surely?!
Have-A-Look Dube: Zimbabwean soccer player. Has it going both ways. Along with fellow nominee Thankgod Amaefule, 1992 NOTY Excellent Raymond and Name of the Decade runner-up Largest Agbejemison, part of the glorious sub-Saharan African tradition of the hopeful or descriptive baby name
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Wayne Wanklyn is clearly the winner.
 

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With Zimbabwe it is possible to have those names. It happens even in Botswana at the north which happens to be closer to Zimbabwe. You get names like "Mobile", "Call back", "Interesting", "Network", "Shoe Shine" , "Quiet", "Limited" and those are their names that they use in passwords.
i heard Leeds United is after a talented Zimbabwean youngster named 200 million% Inflation Mokoena :cool:
 
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