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I saw the old thread that was solely United chants - but whats you're favourite player specific or other team specific chants?

Here's a few various to get you started:

Nothin' you can do
There's nothing you can do when he goes past you,
Ronaldo,
Ronaldo,
He may not be a moviestar,
But he wears number seven like Cantona,
There's nothing you can do when he goes past you,
Ronaldo,
Ronaldo....

He plays on the left
He plays on the right
Our boy Ronaldo, makes
Beckham look shite


City are a massive club

They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
Oh! city are a massive club!

Other verses:

They've got the widest pitch in the land
They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan
They play at Gresty Road and Edgerly Park
They go to Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro-aways
They've got 3 stars on their new club badge
They've got exec boxes with a balcony
They're the second-best team in Division Two
They have a civic reception when they've won **** all
They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day
They took a quarter of a million to Ewood Park
They've got 3007 in a temporary stand
They've got the tallest corner flags in the world
They invade their pitch when they win 3 points


Build A Bonfire to the tune of Clementine

Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
Put the Scousers on the top,
Put City in the middle,
And we'll burn the f*cking lot


This Is How It Feels To Be City

This is how it feels to be City
This Is How It Feels To Be Small
This Is How It Feels When Your Team Wins Nothing At All


Football Wizard
Ever since I was a young boy I've loved to watch football.
From St James's down to Highbury I must have seen them all.
But I've never seen anything like him, not ever, not at all.
That big, chunky scouse kid, sure kicks a mean football.

He's a football wizard, he plays in white and red.

He's a football wizard, he plays for U-ni-ted.



Mad Goon In Denial to the tune of Bad Moon Rising

Can't see, Pires a-divin',
Can't see, our discipline's astray,
Can't see, Vieira's lunge arrivin',
Can't see, that Fred and Sol are gay...

Chorus:
Don't go round the Library,
Cos in his tower of ivory,
There's a mad goon in denial...

Can't see, Sol Campbell Elbowin'
Can't see, Bergkamp put the boot in
Our crimes, the press is overblowin'
Can't see, fifty-three comin' soon
 

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does someone know where to find mp3s of these chants?
 

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Stretford said:
City are a massive club

They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
Oh! city are a massive club!

Other verses:

They've got the widest pitch in the land
They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan
They play at Gresty Road and Edgerly Park
They go to Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro-aways
They've got 3 stars on their new club badge
They've got exec boxes with a balcony
They're the second-best team in Division Two
They have a civic reception when they've won **** all
They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day
They took a quarter of a million to Ewood Park
They've got 3007 in a temporary stand
They've got the tallest corner flags in the world
They invade their pitch when they win 3 points


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that's a good one, that reminds me of Paintball's coming home by HMHB.
 

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Stretford said:
He plays on the left
He plays on the right
Our boy Ronaldo, makes
Beckham look shite
What tune is that sang to? On train home from Liverpool game a few ManU fans were signing it all the way home :wallbang:
 

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it works for me.

what idiot decided to make a song out of 'take me home' by John Denver ?

got to be one of the most dreary songs ever made.
 
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